Lesson #6: Boys Are Crazy

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  • Dedicated to To My Old Best Guyfriend, Who I Friend Broke Up with Because of This
                                    

I blinked, and then I blinked again. Then once again. I shut my eyes hard and then opened them. "Bloody hell." I sighed, and slumped on my bed. "Collin you super size dumb arse. I dont believe this."

Collin, the super size dumb arse, texted me saying that he was coming early. At 6:30 am instead of 7:45 am so we could 'talk'. Honestly, I should be mad at the little bastard, but I agreed.

I threw on a pair of ratty, but completely wearable and adorable, boyfriend crop jeans and some oxfords. My crisp white blouse was complimented by a long, real, turquiose necklace. I popped in my CC Chanel earrings and did the normal for make up. I pulled up my hair in a sleek, high ponytail and frowned. "I look like a bloody fashion icon."

I delivered the news to my parents, who I swear were hung over from an A list dinner party which of course they denied because we are the 'perfect family', but they just nodded and Mum said: "Have fun."

"Its bloody 6:30. How am I going to have fun at a restaurant? AT BLOODY 6:30!?" I questioned, but she just rolled away, facing the other way in bed.

As you can tell, I'm not the nicest homo sapien in the morning.

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"Thanks for coming." Collin smiled at me in the car.

I looked at him, expressionless, "You are my ride to school. I had no choice."

He sighed, "Hero, dear-"

"Don't call me dear. I hate pet names, nicknames-"

"Oh! But Mr.Bad Boy Nate can call you 'Superwoman' all he wants!?" Collin raised his eyebrows.

"Oh God. Are you jealous that I have another guy friend?"

"No. I'm not, I'm just saying-"

"Well" I interrupted, "Dont say anything. I'll tell you. Nate is great. He's nice and calls me beautiful-"

"Jesus Christ! Like I dont?" Collin shouted.

"Collin! Your my bloody best friend! That means nothing to me!" I shouted.

"Of course it doesnt." he muttered.

"What's that supposed to mean?" I raised my brows.

"Nothing, nothing." he said quickly, "But Nate's a bad guy."

"No! No, he isn't! He's nice and caring. And bloody hilarious! Something you're not!" I retorted.

"Oh shut up! You're such a bitch!" he snapped.

"What." I blinked, I looked at Collin, "Did you just call me a bitch?"

"Hero...., I'm sorry. I didnt mean-"

"No. No. No. Let me out of your car now."

"On the side of the road?" he asked, cocking his head.

"Yes! On the bloody side of the road!" I snapped, "Why else would I bloody ask!?"

"Okay, okay." he pulled over to the side.

I tried to open the door, it was locked. I tried the unlock button, it wouldnt work. I looked over at Collin, who some how, was keeping it locked. "Let me out."

"Hero, its not safe. Come on, just let me drive you home. Don't be so-"

"So what?" I dared him.

He sighed, "Difficult. I wanna make this work."

"Make what work, Collin? God, we're not in some relationship!" I scoffed.

He looked taken back, "I.... I....." he stopped.

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