Benedict ran back to his bedroom and packed his things.
From his red shoes, to his panty hoes.
Everything went in a suitcase.
He grabbed it, marched out the door, and said, "IM STEPPING DOWN AS POPE! I WILL FUFILL MY JOURNEY IN SAVING KIDS FROM CHILDHOOD OBESITY! ENJOY YOUR LIVES AND DONT FORGET...EAT HEALTHY PORTIONS OF FOOD!!!!"
And with that, he left.
Benedict then climbed into the Vatican's helicopter and was brought to his "summer home". He stayed there for the next few days planning his plan of planliness. He would stop childhood obesity one way or another. He was gonna get them. He was gonna get em get em get em get em.
(That's his favorite song)
(He likes the One Direction version better though)
(Just sayin)
(It was for charity)
(Good cause)
(Just sayin)
(He has their poster in his bedroom)
(And all their music on his iPod)
(He had to illegally download the XFactor songs though)
(But it was so worth it)
(They're so hot)
(Man crush)
(Just sayin)
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Benedict's Flight
AdventureEx-pope Benedict is supposedly at his summer home.... Or at least that's what people thought. Turns out Benedict is an insanely awesome ninja angel who travels the galaxy fighting crimes and preventing childhood obesity. As he journeys throughout t...
