As they walked down the trail, Ben couldn't stop gossiping about their dance experience.
"I mean, seriously ladies! That dance was cray cray! I swear, when I get back to that Vatican, imma brag about those sassy dance moves all day!"
"Wait..." Nicole spoke up. "Did you just say 'when you get back to the Vatican'?"
"No."
"Yes you did. We heard you!" Gabbie spoke up.
"You miss being Pope, don't you Ben?" Caroline asked comfortingly.
"Maybe....."
Everyone started looking at Ben very knowingly of the situation and internal battle he was facing. They have him some sassy looks and finally, he gave in.
"Alrighty then! YES OKAY YES! I miss being Po Po..." He confessed.
Then suddenly, as they were all feeling quite glum, a magical fairy came floating down from above.
"Wooooahhhh," Gasped Gabbie, "It's The Fazio Fairy!!!!"
"What's he doing here?" Questioned Nicole
"YES YES IT IS I! THE ONE AND ONLY FAZIO FAIRY! I HAVE COME TO INVITE YOU ALL TO THE ONE AND ONLY CAGEALICIOUS BALL!", Fazio proclaimed as he danced happily in place, his beautiful brown hair flowing in the wind.
"CAGEALICIOUS BALL?!" screamed Benedict "AS IN THE BIRTHDAY PARTY FOR NICOLAS CAGE!? IM INVITED TO IT WHATTTT?!!! IM LIKE TOTALLY HIS NUMBER ONE FAN!!!"
"Yes yes yes that is the one, and as the co-leader of the Nicolas Cage church, it is my job to plan the party, send out invitations, and make sure all goes well!"
"Co-leader?" asked Caroline.
"Yes precisely"
"Who's the other co-leader?"
"Oh.....we do not speak his name. He has done terrible things...yes very terrible...." Fazio looked ominously into the distance and whispered "...but great...."
And then Fazio disappeared.
"WOW THAT WAS WEIRD..." yelled Benedict "....but great....!"
The three elves began to read their invitations in unison...
CONGRATS!
YOU HAVE BEEN CORDIALLY
INVITED TO THE BIRTHDAY
PARTY OF OUR FRIEND
NICOLAS CAGE!!!!
Date: JANUARY 7
Time: 5:00000 PM
Where: HELL
Rsvp: Fazio~ 111-111-1112
By~ whenever you fucking
feel like it
THANKS LOSERS PLZ COME!
"Well idk bout you bitches but I CANT WAIT TO GO!!!!!! YIPEEEEEEE!"
And they continued on their way....
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Benedict's Flight
AdventureEx-pope Benedict is supposedly at his summer home.... Or at least that's what people thought. Turns out Benedict is an insanely awesome ninja angel who travels the galaxy fighting crimes and preventing childhood obesity. As he journeys throughout t...
