"Well...", said Benedict eagerly. "WHAT'S YA DANG SECRET!?!?"
"Okay okay...", said the little boy," We are....umm...this isn't easy to say...but...we have ITEMFPBIAADENFPD . THERE I SAID IT!"
"You say what now?"
"I SAID-"
"I KNOW WHATCHA SAID! Y'all don needa repeat that long abbreviation for something random and stupidly abnormal that I don't even have one chance of understanding no matter how simple it may be. IT COULD BE AS SIMPLE AS RICE! AS SIMPLE AS RICE...WHITE RICE! AND I STILL WOULD HAVE ZERO CHANCE WHATSOEVER AT UNDERSTANDING THAT STINKING LONG ABBREVIATION. IT'S SO ST-"
" Inability To Eat Normal Food Portions Because I'm Abnormal And Don't Eat Normal Food Portions Disease."
"But- I just-I-I didn't-I don't-no me comprehendo-what-so-sorry-I-am-"
"It's okay....I just wish we could all put an end to childhood obesity...", the little girl spoke up.
"AWWWZ....y'all r so cute...y'all r like little baby Liam Paynes wit dem little toy story doll an all...y'all r cute...", said Benedict whom abnormally gained a Southern accent out of the blue. "But apart for your cuteness... which by the way is like really cute...I think we will definitely put an end to childhood obesity! CHANGE IS ABOUT TO COME!"
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Benedict's Flight
AdventureEx-pope Benedict is supposedly at his summer home.... Or at least that's what people thought. Turns out Benedict is an insanely awesome ninja angel who travels the galaxy fighting crimes and preventing childhood obesity. As he journeys throughout t...
