"Well, I'm sorry to say guys, I'm gonna have to be going now. But it was fabulous meeting all of you!", exclaimed Ben.
"I only wish I could stay longer, but you see, I should be getting back to my missions..."
"I understand....", said Frankie quite glumly. "But please, you don't HAVE to go... You just WANT to go..."
"Well, yes I guess so...but it's the right thing to do! I must stop childhood obesity once and for all!", Ben said with a large grin spreading across his wrinkled German face.
"Yes but...you are not leaving anytime soon."
"What. What are you saying. What are you trying to tell me. I'm...I'm just not comprehending. Why are you saying this to me. You're preventing me? Is that what you're trying to pull? What's yo problem man? IMMA GET MY FROG FRIEND NICOLE TO COME AND POUNCE ON YO FACE. YEAH. YOU DON'T WANT THAT DO YOU. DIDNT THINK SO. NOPE. I DON'T THINK YOU PLAY DAT WAY. NUH UHHH."
"You just...can't leave...."
"WELL IMMA LEAVE ANYWAYS."
"Well...", said Frankie in an evil pope sorta laughing voice. "I don't think so...CAITLIN! GET HIM!!!!!!"
And with that, Caitlin the Cat pounced onto Ben and was scratching at his face very violently. She was attacking him and Ben felt himself slowly drifting off unconscious...
"What's going on...",Ben thought to himself "I thought they were my friends......"
And then there was black.
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Benedict's Flight
AventureEx-pope Benedict is supposedly at his summer home.... Or at least that's what people thought. Turns out Benedict is an insanely awesome ninja angel who travels the galaxy fighting crimes and preventing childhood obesity. As he journeys throughout t...
