Benedict's Flight

Chapter 12- The Freezer of Secrets

"Just shove him in the freezer, peasant!"

"But...erm...what if he gets too cold?"

"SO WHAT? We aren't to be concerned with his well being anyway...just do what the master says!"

"But-bu-but-um-"

"OH JUST SHUT IT. Come on...help me drag him in there..."

"Is he gonna freeze?"

"..........one can only hope....."

Ben felt his body being dragged across the floor as he gained his consciencness. Sharp pains shot through his body like a fork stabbing a purple watermelon. It was hard for him to breathe and for some randomly gorgeous reason, he didn't know why. He heard a door shut, and with that, he opened his eyes.

He looked around and saw he was indeed in a freezer....indeed. The walls were covered in The Wanted posters, which as you can imagine, gave Ben explosive nausea. He turned his head slightly to the left, and saw a carved pumpkin. He took off its stem, and threw up inside of it. When he was done vomiting, he put the pumpkin back, and put the stem back on as though nothing had happened.

"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?", came out of nowhere. Ben, startled, crawled around on the ground like a caterpillar begging God for mercy.

"DEAR LORD HELP MEE HELP MEE! IM SORRY I THREW UP IN DA PUMPKIN! IM SO SORRY! HAVE MERCY ON MA SOUUUUUUUUUUULLLL!!!!!"

"Umm....I'm no God...I'm a pumpkin..."

Ben turned his head slightly to the left once more to look at the pumpkin. The pumpkin was talking to him!

"Erm-erma-wut-uh-hm-how-um-dude"

"WHAT."

"How are you talking to MEEEE!?!? Ur a pumpkin!"

"HEY! Don't you DARE underestimate pumpkins...! Now. You're Ben. Right?"

"Uhh yah yah yaaaah that's me"

"I've been appointed a job from the five gods of sexiness. You are probably familiar with the boys from One Directio-"

"OH MY GODDDD!!!! ONE DIRECTION! I MET THEM!!! THEY SENT YOU HERE? TO HELP ME? DID THEY TALK ABOUT ME? Did they say I was SEXY?!?"

"Yes as a matter of fact. Louis said you were quite sexy! They were all fangirling about you."

"No way. What. No. Don't lie. Shut it. You're lying to me. How could you do this to me. Setting me up with false dreams. Yeah. That's evil. That can't be true. I ju-"

"WOULD YA SHUT IT!? I've been sent here from the boys to give you important information. You'll need it to defeat the master."

".....who the master? Frankie? I'm pretty sure I can take him. It's just that cat I need to worry about-"

"NO! Frankie and Caitlin the Cat Girl are being controlled by The Master! They aren't usually that bad! They've been brainwashed by The Master."

"Oh boy dat ain't good. I was kinda trash talking then in my mind a little bit so umm I guess that would make our relationship a little awkward and-"

And then out of nowhere, a mysterious figure came out from behind the frozen peas. They had a large leather jacket down to the ground and a very stylish fedora.

"I've come to convey a message...." said the voice. "Mary Lou, I have the file..."

"Thank you Liana!" Said Mary Lou the pumpkin. And Liana placed the file next to her.

"....time.....any time...."

And she walked back behind the peas and disappeared...

"Who was that?" Ben questioned the mysterious pumpkin of secret secrets.

"We are in The Freezer of Secrets, Ben! Do you not understand anything! This file right here has information about The Master! IT WILL HELP US GET HIM! Once we have this, we can stop childhood obesity once and for all! PULL IT TOGETHER MAN!" Explained Mary Lou. "Do you know how many secrets this freezer holds?"

"......I just don't okay.....no I don't...."

"Well, there's a lot. For example, Liana coming you of the frozen peas very ominously."

"Oh yeah yeah that's true isn't it..."

"Wanna see some more secrets?" Questioned the pumpkin.

"......of course....of course i do....." Answered Ben.

Then the terrific pumpkin handed his the file. (That's right. The pumpkin has arms) And reluctantly, he took it.

And then....

He opened it.