Karazy in love (A Jackass fan-fiction)

An offer she couldn't refuse

Jodie flipped open her old but functioning laptop (which she'd decorated with stickers of Dan and Phil, cats and Jackass) and inserted one of her favourite DVD's. Jackass number two. She also flipped open her sketchbook as she planned to do some doodles of a couple of the scenes. Jodie put on her headphones and tried not to laugh out loud at her favourite idiots being chased by an army of bulls.

By the movie's end she had filled up three full pages in her sketchbook with doodles of big red rockets, penis mice and cartoony versions of the Jackasses. Slipping her headphones on to her neck, Jodie clicked open her internet browser and went straight onto Tumblr.

"Those drawings are really cool!" The man next to her commented as she reblogged a picture of one of the men she loved dressed in a Satan costume.

"Thank you!" She smiled, not glancing away from her screen.

"I take it you're a huge fan of Jackass?"

"I sure am! How'd you guess that?" She jokingly asked, still wondering why his voice sounded so familiar. The man laughed and it clicked like a key in a lock.

"Oh my fucking God!" She exclaimed when the realisation hit. Sat next to her was the legendary Steve-O! She stared at him, the man she'd adored ever since she'd first watched Jackass. He grinned back at her and laughed again at her surprised face. Her hazel eyes were wide with shock. She wasn't the sort of calm, cool person who could just strike up a conversation with a famous person! She was the kind who just looked at them in awe, not believing that they were really there! "S-S-S-Steve-O! Oh my God!"

"Yeah, dude!" He still grinned, finding it hilarious that she had only just realised that it was him.

"I can't believe- I can't believe it!" Was all she could squeak as she smiled back at him, having no clue what to say.

"Can't believe what?"

"You-you're STEVE-O! I'm sitting next to Steve-O! I call myself a fan and yet I didn't even notice until just!"

"Don't worry about it! It's pretty fuckin' funny if you ask me!" He laughed again.

Jodie laughed with him, feeling happier than she'd ever been in her life. Even though she'd no idea what to say. 

"So, uh, I take it you finished your tour? I really wanted to see you but I couldn't get a ticket!"

"Yeah, I would've toured for a little longer in England but Tremaine called me so I'm goin' back for more Jackass!" 

"I saw the announcement last week! I'm super excited for Jackass 3, what sort of stuff do you think you're gonna do?"

"Ha, who knows with those guys? All I know is that it's gonna be fucking awesome!"

Jodie nodded and smiled in response, still in disbelief that she was actually talking to Steve-O.

"Say, would you maybe be interested in comin' on the set? It'd be pretty cool to have somebody like you there, drawing some of the stunts!"

"What? Really?" She gasped.

"Really!"

"Of course I would! It's been my dream for years! You really mean it? I get to be on the set of Jackass with you, Chris, Bam, Johnny, Ryan, Preston, Dave, Wee-Man and Ehren?"

"Yeah, dude!"

Jodie and Steve-O chatted for the rest of the flight, mostly about what it would be like on the set and about the other Jackasses.