Karazy in love (A Jackass fan-fiction)

The Queen of all that is dark

"HEY! WAKE THE FUCK UP!" Bam yelled in a fast-asleep Jodie's ear. She squealed from the shock and gave him an evil glare as he cheekily grinned at her.

"Bam!" She scolded, "What the fuck was that for?" She gave him a hard shove which he was not expecting, which caused him to topple over onto Chris, who had been sitting next to Jodie and playing on his phone.

"Hey!" Chris laughed, giving Bam another push. Bam landed on his ass and laughed before getting up and walking out of the room.

"Mornin', Chris!" Jodie said before yawning and pushing a few stray strands of her messy hair off of her face.

"Morning! I was wondering when you'd finally wake up." He replied, running his fingers through her hair.

"Well, it HAS been a pretty eventful couple of days! I think I'm allowed to sleep as much as I wanna!" She chuckled, "What eventful stuff's gonna happen today?"

"I'm not sure if we're doing any filming today, but even if we are I'm gonna take you out to get some new clothes so you can stop stressing!"

"You're gonna what?"

"You heard me right! I promised that I would, and I don't usually like to break promises!"

"You'd really do that? Thanks!" She hugged him, and before she could ask what she would wear to go to the shops the door across the room swung open and Knoxville threw something soft at her.

"I found something for you to wear today!" He cried.

Jodie unfolded it and realised that it was Chris' old Satan costume.

"What the- I can't wear this!" She yelled at him.

"Why not? I bet you'd look great!" He replied as he wore a devious smirk.

"Yeah! At least try it on..." Chris said from behind her.

"But-"

"Pleeeeeeeeeease?" Chris asked, giving her a look similar to a puppy dog begging for food.

She rolled her eyes with a hefty sigh and decided that she'd humour them for at least a little while. She stood up and walked out of the room, carrying the costume and the plastic pitchfork that it came with.

After leaving the room she instantly spotted a bathroom and entered it, swiftly changing into the scarlet outfit. When  she caught sight of herself in a mirror she laughed quietly to herself. Although slightly big and baggy on her, the costume suited her surprisingly well and she found it to be very comfortable.

She shoved open the door and her face went as red as the costume when she saw that all of the guys had been waiting there. They all chuckled at her and she hid behind the costume's cape.

"You look great, Jodie!" Chris said as he gently lowered her hand holding the cape up so he could see her face. She gave him a brief glance and smiled shyly before ducking her head and looking to the ground.

The guys all watched as Chris whispered something into Jodie's ear and she smiled warmly at him before lifting her head to give them all a devious glare. She stepped in front of Chris and yelled "How dare you all laugh at me, the queen of all that is dark!"

She cackled, a huge smile on her face as the guys all jokingly cowered in fear.

"What do you foolish mortal jackasses have to say or yourselves?"

"Oh, we are so sorry, your highness!" Knoxville replied.

"And so you should be!" She said before bursting into a fit of laughter. She couldn't help it, any time she tried to act serious she would always end up laughing her ass off! This caused everyone else to start laughing again, this time with her instead of at her.

AUTHOR'S NOTE:

I'm REALLY sorry that I haven't updated for so long, I hope you all like this chapter! >.<