Karazy in love (A Jackass fan-fiction)

A fun day of stunts

"Good morning, everybody!" Jodie yelled as her and Chris entered the kitchen, Jodie making sure there was no giant hand to knock her over.

"Good morning, lovers!" Bam, Ryan and Knoxville yelled back. They were all sitting in the kitchen.

"So," Jodie sighed and rolled her eyes, "What are our plans for today?"

"Today we're doing Roller Buffalo and the Ram Jam!" Knoxville told her, "But before we do anything, you two need to tell us how your date went!"

"Awww, you guys went on a date?" Ryan smiled.

"We did, thanks to Steve-O and Knoxville!" Chris replied.

"How did it go?"

"Wonderfully! We had a nice meal-"

"Correction: I had a nice meal, Jodie had THREE nice meals!" Chris interrupted her.

"- and went back to Chris' room and watched a movie!"

"I take it you guys had fun then?" Knoxville smiled.

Jodie nodded enthusiastically, a wide grin on her face.

"The date wasn't the only fun they had last night..." Bam murmured loud enough for everyone to hear him.

"You're right, it was very fun watching Jaws with Jodie!" Chris replied.

"So anyway, when are we gonna go do these stunts?" Jodie changed the subject quickly.

"Preston, Dave and Wee-Man are just outside so we're just waiting for 'O and Ehren to arrive and then we'll leave to do 'em." Ryan explained. Jodie nodded and the group chatted for a bit.

Soon enough, Steve-O and Ehren arrived and they could finally leave to do the day's stunts.

After a thirty minute drive, they arrived at the buffalo farm.

Jodie stood close to Chris as Knoxville danced in the mud, partly because it was cold, partly because she just liked being close to him and partly because she was very nervous about the fact that very shortly a herd of buffalo would be charging out of the gates they stood not to far away from. Although she wore a thick cardigan, she still shivered slightly. Chris felt this shudder and put his arm around her, holding her close. She huddles closer to him and sighed happily.

Knoxville finished dancing and the gate flew open, sending buffalo charging straight into Knoxville. Jodie yelped and jumped behind Chris, laughing the whole time. Because Knoxville wanted plenty of footage of the stunt, the buffalo were sent back inside the gate and the stunt was repeated several times.  

After Roller Buffalo was done, everybody went back to the hotel to get changed before going to film the Ram Jam.

"It's time to find out if music calms the wild beast..." Steve-O spoke into the camera.

"I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is the Ram Jam." Ryan said before blowing into his tuba, causing it to wail loudly into Steve-O's ear, "Soothing?" He asked as Steve-O moved his head back, a pained expression on his face from the deafening noise.

Ryan jumped into the ram's pen and began to play his instrument. Steve-O tried to follow, however he caught his trouser leg on the fence and could only watch as the ram head-butted the shit out of Ryan. Eventually, Steve-O managed to escape from the fence and get head-butted by the ram.

"Are you guys alright?" Jodie laughed as the two hurried out of the pen.

"Steve-O's fine, he only got head-butted once!" Knoxville laughed with her, his infectious laugh making everybody laugh even more than they already were.  

At the end of the fun day, Knoxville drove Jodie, Steve-O and Chris back to the hotel.

"Thanks again, you guys," Jodie said, "Especially you, Knoxville!"

"Why especially me?"

Jodie passed him his wallet when he stopped at a red light and chuckled, "Because you paid for our meals!"

"Oh, you little bastard!" Knoxville laughed as he snatched the wallet from her.

"Don't call her a little bastard, Steve-O's the one who gave her your wallet!" Said Chris.

Knoxville laughed and used the wallet to smack Steve-O across the back of his head before he began to drive again.

After a short while, they arrived back at the hotel and Jodie collapsed onto her bed, a huge grin still on her face from the day's fun antics.

She threw on her pyjamas and quickly fell asleep, not noticing the warmth of the room or the smokiness of the air.