I Don't F*ck With Crabs

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Me: *watching TV and reads the dare* Mike has just been sufferin man xD. *teleports the guards except Mike to me*

Nightguards: *fall on the floor*

PG: How did you-

Me: AUTHOR'S POWERS BIOTCH!! >:D

PG: *sighs*

Me: Anyway, all of you got a dare.

Jeremy: W-what is it?

Me: Y'all have been dared to put a live crab on Mike while he's sleepin and wake him up.

Nightguards (except Vincent): O-O NO!!!

Vincent: *smirking* Where's the crab?

Me: *points at an aquarium* I don't f*ck with crabs, so you guys are on your own for this.

Vincent: *picks up crab and walks to Mike's room*

Me: *looks at the others* You guys gotta do it too. *takes out belt* Otherwise.....

Nightguards: *run to Mike's room*

Mike: *sleeping*

Vincent: *puts the crab on his stomach*

Jeremy: *pokes him*

Nightguards: *run out*.

Mike: *wakes up and sees crab* *screams like a little girl*

Me: XDDDDD HELLLLLLLL NAWWWWWWW

Mike: *runs out of the room*

Me: Leave your questions and dares in the comments! G'night everybody! :D

Mike: *still running around and screaming*


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