Ask/Dare the FNAF Night Guards and Me

Awww! How Cute! ^.^

(Is this book even relevant anymore? 😂)

Me and Mike:

Mike: *holding his neck* SON A F*CKING B*TCH! 😭

Me: 😎

~WE'RE BACK EVERYBODY! 😂~

Me: *reading the question/dare at the top* "Author-Senpai"? That's new...Hey real me!

Me IRL: Yeah? What's up?

Me: You have a question...er...dare...whatever it is. 😅 *hands me a piece of paper with it on it*

Me IRL: *reads it* Oh. Of course I can do that. 😆 *jumps into this book*

Everyone: Hey Author! 😃

Me IRL: Hey guys. Where's Mike?

Jeremy: H-He's upstairs sleeping.

Me IRL: Thanks Jere. 😆 *floats upstairs* *walks into Mike's room*

Mike: *sleeping with a teddy bear* 😴

Me IRL: *chuckles quietly* That's cute...

Mike: *talks in his sleep* I've had enough of your dastardly deeds, Freaky Freddy. I'm gonna get you and your partner, Bonehead Bonnie or my name ain't Sheriff...Mikey... *snores*

Me IRL: *snickers* He must've watched Spongebob before he went to be...lovely...*starts typing on my phone*

Mike: *slowly changing into...well, you'll see a little later 😋*

Me IRL: *floats out of his room and goes downstairs* Ok. I did my part. Now you guys have to wait for him to wake up. 😆

~Two hours later~

Me IRL: You guys ready to see him? 😆

Everyone except the OCs that like Mike: Yeah! 😆

Me IRL: *holds out Mike*

Mike: *looks like this:

Everyone: *gasps or squeals*

Me: He's so cute! 😃 *picks him up* Hey little fella. 😄

Mike: *barking* (Translation: PUT ME THE F*CK DOWN!)

Scott: *pets Mike's head*

Jeremy: *tickles Mike behind his ears*

Everyone: *goes crazy with petting Mike*

Violet: Pupper! 😃 *hugs Mike tightly*

Mike: *howls* (Translation: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY)

Me IRL: Well, I guess that's it for this long awaited chapter. Leave your questions and dares in the comments below. I'm only doing 13 more, so make em count! Goodnight everybody! 😃

Everyone: Goodnight! 😃

Me IRL: This is Woll Smoth. Nuff said. 😂