Ask/Dare the FNAF Night Guards and Me

DO NOT WANT!!!!

Me: OH HELL TO THE NAW!!!!!! I SAY I HAVE A HATE CRUSH ON MIKE AND SOMEONE DARES THIS!!!!!

Silver: Uh......what's the dare.......?

Me: I have to give Mike a f*cking lap dance! >:(

Silver: 0x0......

~Time skip of......I don't know.......Nicki Minaj's ass :T~

Mike: *sitting in a chair*

Me: *slowly walks over to him* *sighs*

Mike: Hey Malica. What's wrong?

Me: Everything....

Mike: ?

Me: (Thinking: Let's just get this over with...) *starts giving him a lap dance*

Mike: 0////////////////////////////////////e.......

Me: *gets off of him* I'm so sorry. I didn't want that either.....

Max, Aivy, and Allie: *have flaming swords* MALICA!!!!!!!! D:<

Me: Uh oh......*runs away* L-LEAVE YOUR QUESTIONS AND DARES IN THE COMMENTS! B-BYE EVERYONE!!!!!! *starts sprinting*

All 3: *chasing me*

Mike:.............WHAT THE FU-