Ask/Dare the FNAF Night Guards and Me

Rap Roast Battle: Me vs Mike

(If you're a fan of Mike, I'm sorry for this chapter 😂)

Me: *sitting across from Mike*

Mike: *smirking*

Everyone else: *takes out their phones and starts recording*

Me: *rapping*
I ain't gon lie
I didn't wanna battle this n*gga at first
Cuz we already got beef
And I ain't wanna make it worse

But I see no point in us battlin
Cuz I know what he's gon say against me
But unlike this b*tch
I don't need anyone to come and defend me

Everyone: Oh sh*t! >:D

Me:
He thinks he's finna sh*t on me
And this battle's gon be his safe Haven
N*gga, you got a better chance
Of bein faithful to Blood_Red_Raven

Mike:.....

Everyone: OoO......

Me:
He's gon say I sucked up Vincent
In all kinds of ways
He's gon say I got no swag
And wear a ponytail everyday
He's even gon say my best friend (Silver) is a demon
And she is. What can I say?
But he wasn't sayin that
When he tried to steal her bra the other day

Vincent: DAMN! 😁

Mike: 😦...

Me:
Don't shake yo f*ckin head
Like it ain't f*ckin true
Remember when you told me
You once watched gay porn
Cuz you thought you was into dudes?

Man, I can't wait for yo f*ckin diss
So I can take that f*ckin dis
And wipe my p*ssy with it
After I take a piss

Mike: ;_______;

Me:
He runs around like he's tough
Sayin "F*ckas betta hide from me"
B*tch, I remember when you cried over Aivy
Like "I lost my f*ckin wifey!"

Everyone: 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

Me: *mocking Mike*
"I don't know what to do!
I just don't want her to hurt me!
I don't know what I'm gon do
If I see her in another guy's jersey!"

Everyone: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Me:
N*gga you a jellybean
You hard on the out but you soft on the in
I can't believe I once called this f*ckin faker my friend
Now spit yo verse
So I can tear yo ass to pieces again

Mike:............

Everyone: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Me: 😎

Mike: I......f*ck. I choked man......*hides face in his hands*

Vincent: *hugs me* Great job kitten.

Me: *giggles* Thanks. 😎

Silver: That was awesome! 😁

Me: 😎 Heh.....thanks. I guess...

(I'M SORRY IF YOU LIKE MIKE!!!!! DON'T KILL ME! 😂😂😂😂😂)