Ask/Dare the FNAF Night Guards and Me

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Me IRL: YAY! INCONSISTENCY! 😂 Let's see...what dare should I do today?

Well then! Let's uhhh...get right into this! Um...pervy stuff comin up. If you're not into that, just skip to the end...😅

Jesus...Fictional me is a whore...😂

~Time skip brought to you by this book's irrelevancy 😆~

Yanda: *snickering* Hey Malica?

Me: Yeah?

Yanda: How do you feel about someone watching you having sex? 😂

Me:...................That's a dare isn't it? 😒

Yanda: Yup. You and Jake have to f*ck each other while Vincent watches.

Me: *sighs* Ok. Author, I hate you so much right now. 😑

Me IRL:

I DON'T CARE! 😆

Me: *sighs* Jake! Vincent! *walks upstairs* We have a dare!

Yanda: 😂

~Close your eyes children! 😂~

Me and Jake: *doing the naughty 😂*

Jake: *thrusting very fast and grunting*

Me: *gripping onto his back and moaning*

Vincent:

I'm just here for the popcorn 😆

Me: H-Harder!~

Jake: *groans loudly*

Vincent: Mmm. Popcorn. 😏

~I can't. I just can't. 😂~

Jake: *carrying me down the stairs*

Me: *nuzzling his neck*

Vincent: That was fun. 😆

Yanda: I'm sure it was. 😆

Me: That's it for this chapter. Leave your questions and dares in the comments below.

Me IRL: Goodnight everybody. 😆

Jake: Jesus...you were tight...😏

Me: You were so big. 😏 Wait...I think the camera's still on.

Jake: Oh. Well, The Author will edit out what we said, right?

Me: Yeah. 😆 *turns off the camera*

Me IRL: I think the f*ck not. That's staying in. 😂