Cally: you asshole
Cally: how dare you fucking tease me!
Luke: sorry not sorry
Cally: do you know how bad I wanted to jump you?
Luke: no
Cally: well I wanted to fuck you
Cally: I wanted to shove my dick up your ass
Luke: that was kind of the point
Cally: what?
Luke: I was trying to tease you as pay back
Cally: for what?
Luke: for not telling me who you are
Cally: oh that makes a little sense
Cally: but your still an asshole
Luke: do you still like me?
Cally: obviously
Luke: then I don't care
Luke: I'm going to change your name on my phone
Cally: to what?
Luke: hehe
Luke: Calpal wants to fuck
Calpal wants to fuck: seriously?
Luke: yes
Calpal wants to fuck: fine then in going to change yours to Lukey the Tease
Lukey the Tease: really?
Lukey the Tease: what was it before?
Calpal wants to fuck: I can't tell you
Lukey the Tease: why?
Calpal wants to fuck: it will give me away
Lukey the Tease: TELL ME!!!
Calpal wants to fuck: uh sorry I have to go I left my curling iron on
Lukey the Tease: fuck you
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Flower Crown: Cake
Fanfictionunknown name: hye bb wana fcuk?!;) Luke: um no **** Luke Hemmings is guy in love with flower crowns and tutu's. Calum Hood is the guy obsessed with sports and video games. A drunken text brings the polar opposites together. Will the two become frien...
