Luke: ughhhhh
Calum: ?
Luke: I hate people
Calum: same
Luke: some guy at school shoved me into the wall and then through my flower crown in the trash, asshole
Calum: someone did that??
Luke: yea
Calum: I'm going to kick their ass, who was it?
Luke: ...
Calum: tell me
Luke: Harry..
Calum: my friend Harry?
Luke: yeah...
Calum: I meant my ex friend Harry
Calum: that boy is dead
Luke: don't hurt him cal
Calum: he hurt you, I'm just going to return the favor
Luke: boi
Luke: no
Luke: don't
Calum: why?
Luke: because
Calum: because why?
Luke: just because
Calum: UGHHH
Calum: fine, don't tell me
Luke: okay
Calum: you get no kisses for a week
Luke: you won't last that long
Calum: I will
Luke: nope
Calum: I could last two weeks
Luke: you wanna bet?
Calum: yeah
Luke: okay
Calum: what do I get if I last 2 weeks?
Luke: a slight slap for not kissing me sooner, a lot of making out and a blowjob
Calum: deal
Luke: and if I win?
Calum: I'll kiss all over your body, and I'll mark it all up so everyone knows who you belong to
Calum: and I'll give you a blowjob
Luke: DEAL
Calum: okay :)
Calum: brb
Luke: where are you going?
Calum: I'm going to kill Harry :)
Luke: don't
Calum: my fist is just going to become friends with his face
Luke: no baby
Calum: please let me
Luke: I don't want you to, but I really can't stop you
Calum: okay
Calum: I'll text you once he has a broken jaw :)
Calum: bye
Luke: bye baby
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Flower Crown: Cake
Fanfictionunknown name: hye bb wana fcuk?!;) Luke: um no **** Luke Hemmings is guy in love with flower crowns and tutu's. Calum Hood is the guy obsessed with sports and video games. A drunken text brings the polar opposites together. Will the two become frien...
