It was a sunny day in Melbourne, so I decided to go for a walk, and maybe, just maybe, buy a huge cone of icecream, or two.So I went to Pete's, my favorite icecream store ever, and I got the Ultimate Chocolate with Iced Cream Banana Split Icecream. Of course I added my favorite chocolate and rainbow and golden sparkles chips and lets not forget about the jelly beans,because I had to, i love jelly beans. Oh I wish I was eating one of those right now. Anyway, I took the bowl and sat on the table near the window and started eating the marvelous thing. Once I finished I decided to go back home, since my mom was waiting for me.Walking down the street I didn't realize there was a kid coming in my way with an ugly pink bike, and before I could avoid it he slammed into me and he flew over the street. For a moment I thought he was dead or something because he wasn't moving, so I got scared and went to help him.
"Are you ok mate? Im' so sorry, I didn't see you coming".
"You fucking rat better buy me a new bike! Look what you did! It's all gone now, useless!" The kid said. And then he started crying like a pussy. But even though he screamed at me, I helped him cause I'm a good cunt, so grabbed his arm and put him on his feet. The kid kept on crying as I helped him to walk over to my house so he could get cleaned up and call his mom to pick him up, and even though my house was two blocks away it took us like 20 minutes because the cunt kept on walking like if he had just lost his leg and wouldn't stop insulting me, the ungrateful asshole.
Finally, we got to my house.
I took MY OWN KEYS and opened the door.
"Oh Daniel hi, Who's your friend?" My mom said.
"He's not my friend, I'm just trying to help him" I said and got in.
"Oh, ok, James is here, we're cooking some cookies, sweetie" This cunt was there because of my mom's titties, im 100% sure.
Then James came to Beau and said "Hey I'm James, what's your name? Oh, are you ok? What happened? You're bleeding, Jesus. What's your name by the way? Do you want to bake some cookies with us? They are chocolate flavoured, you aren't allergic to chocolate are you? Because that would be terrible... " and then I saw Beau lying on the floor. Weak cunt.
After that a woman and two more kids who looked scarily alike knocked at the door.
"Hey, we saw our brother's bike on your door, is he here? We can't find him" one of them said. I knew they were talking about Beau so I let them in. James and I started taking to them and we become friends really fast, they were really nice, not like their annoying brother. Anyway, a few days... months later Beau and I became friends too, it was hard but oh well, we ended up being really good friends. Funny, isn't it? Just how fast the night changes.
"Wait wait wait" James said. "Why do you guys keep repeating that conversation that never happened? I'm not that annoying, plus, that's not how it happened. It went like this..."
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the first time (they met)
HumorJai, Luke, Daniel, Beau and James are filming their new movie "Janoskians: Untold and Untrue" and they need to remember how they met.