I was bored at home since I had nothing good to do. My sisters were listening to that new boy band or whatever, and I was annoyed. Even though that Harry Styles kid... I don't know... he just has some je ne sais quoi, i just couldn't hate him. Anyway, I was bored so I decided to visit Daniel's mom... I mean Daniel.
I knocked at the door and was welcomed by oh those titties, I mean, Daniel's mom.
"Oh hi James darling" she said "How are you boy? I didn't know you were coming." I wasn't hehe. She squeezed me tight into a hug, straight into her titties, oh titties. They felt so firm I could imagine I was in heaven itself. Em.. I mean... no, yes, I was talking about those beautiful titties, no regrets.
"James darling do you feel alright? You seem a little flushed"
"Y... yes, I'm just so happy to be Daniel's friend" I said. "Talking about Daniel, is he here?"
"No, he went out for a walk, but he'll be back soon" She said but I just couldn't stop looking at her titties. "Do you want to come in anyways? I'm preparing some cookies for my baby" Of course I said yes and obviously stared at her juicy piece of hot bacon as she walked into the kitchen before me. WHAT? She is a beautiful woman, and I respect every single aspect of her hot self. Yeah, I respect her so so much, but HER TITTIES ARE JUST HUGE, I MEAN, HAVE YOU SEEN THEM!?
"James what the fuck" Daniel interrupted. James rolled his eyes and continued.
Going back, a couple minutes later, Daniel KNOCKED AT THE DOOR.
"No I fucking didn't, I had my own keys" Daniel interrupted once again.
"Daniel what the fuck, shut up" Jai said.
So, Daniel knocked at the door and then her mother opened and kissed him on the nose and then the other kid passed out and blah blah blah titties. I don't even remember what happened there but I'm sure I didn't say all that shit.
A few minutes after these two other kids came in and interrupted Daniel's mom and I, once again. I was angry at first but then that little kid started talking to me and boom. I mean, his brother looked exactly like him but he was a million times better of course.
"Fuck you James" Jai said laughing.
"You're such a cutie James" Luke said jokingly.
I know. Anyways, I think that's all, that's how we met.
"Ok nice" Jai said. "Now it's my turn".
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the first time (they met)
HumorJai, Luke, Daniel, Beau and James are filming their new movie "Janoskians: Untold and Untrue" and they need to remember how they met.