the first time (they met)

CHAPTER 5: LUKE'S POV

I'm not going to start with the "It was a sunny day" bullshit. I'm just gonna do this shit fast and tell the legit story ok. First of all, Jai wasn't the one who decided to find Beau by ourselves, it was me. Jai was crying like a little bitch because he was scared mom would took away his dolls like the last time he didn't take that shower when she told him to.

"THEY WERE COLLECTIBLE ACTION FIGURES" Jai screamed, no one ever respect his collectible action figures.

"YOU MEAN THE FUCKING GAY KEN DOLLS?" Luke screamed back.

"THEY'RE NOT KEN DOLLS YOU FUCKING IDIOT"

"WHAT ARE THEY THEN CUNT?"

"THEY ARE MANLY AND NON-GAY ACTION FIGURES, YOU WERE JUST JEALOUS OF THEM BECAUSE THEY WERE SO MUCH COOLER THAN YOUR STUPID STUFFED ANIMALS"

"ARE YOU KIDDING ME? MY PINGUI-BABIES WHERE A MILLION TIMES BETTER, AND SO MUCH MANLY THAT YOUR UGLY BARBIES"

"WHO IS THE GAY NOW PINGUI BOY?

"YOU'RE BOTH FUCKING GAY NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP AND CONTINUE THE FUCKING STORY" Daniel screamed with the gayest voice possible.

"Yea, Daniel is right, let's go back to Luke's pov... get it... like his Instagram haha" Beau joked and Luke decided to ignore him. 

As i was saying,I was the one who decided to find Beau. Second, it was definitely Daniel's mom that opened the door, not Daniel. And beau...

"You said you were going to tell the legit story" Daniel interrupted. Definitely not his best idea ever.

"I am fucking telling the fucking legit story NOW ARE YOU GONNA SHUT THE FUCK UP OR WHAT?"

"Um i think you should chill a little bit..."

"Hey Skip i wouldn't provoke luke anymore, his temper is almost as hot as your mom" joked Beau. No one laughed, of course.

Beau's bad joke made Luke even more angry, he was about to explode.

"What are you going to do Luke? Hit me with a pingui-baby?"

"WHAT ABOUT THIS" He said. Suddenly a lot of fire appeared behind Luke, as if he was going to do a kamehameha. But this was worse, much worse. A BACK FLIP. But he failed, he didn't have his spider-man suit.

"This would have a million views on snapchat, bye cunts" James said and put his phone on his pocket.

I guess we will never know what's the legit story how the Janoskians met, but at least James got a non-irrelevant Snapchat story, am I right ladies?