Ok, I'm gonna start from Luke, Beau and I riding our bikes like three little happy cunts.
"Where the fuck is Beau" Luke said. I didn't even realize Beau wasn't there.
"How long has Beau been lost?" I said.
"How the fuck would I know? I just realized he was gone, isn't he supposed to be taking care of us? Isn't he our fucking big brother?" Luke screamed.
"Alright, chill out" I tried to calm Luke down. "I'm sure he's ok".
"He better be, that fucking idiot".
And then we headed back home. We were tired so we had a little meal just to keep our energy up. We had a full bowl of pasta with sauce and cheese, right before we had a huge piece of cake. Oh food, I love you baby.
"Nice to know you were so worried guys, really, im feeling the love" Beau interrupted.
"Yeah yeah shut up, I'm telling my side of the story now" Jai said. "Going back".
"Maybe we should tell mom" Luke said.
"Nah, we can do it by ourselves" I replied.
"Wait, are you kidding me? That's not how it happened, you were crying like a little bitch because you were scared as fuck and told me to tell mom, but I told you we could do it by ourselves." Luke interrupted.
Skip laughed "Guys" he laughed again "You didn't do it by yourselves, you came to my house with your mom"
"No we didn't shut the fuck up" Luke said. Uh oh, short temper.
"Yes guys, you did" Beau said.
"Beau, i don't think you sh..." Daniel said trying to shut Beau.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING USELESS CUNT WE DIDN'T" Luke said, of course this was going to happen.
"Ok you rats if you dont calm down a little bit right now..." Ronnie said in a completely peaceful way.
"What will you do huh? Call our moms?" Jai laughed.
"Do you really want me to Jaidon? Really?" Ronnie said trying to remain as calm as he could.
"Ok why don't we keep on with the story Jai, let's get over with this" insisted Daniel.
Ok so we took our bikes and went to find Beau.
"Isn't that Beau's bike?" Luke said.
"Yep, fuck" I answered.
"What is this idiot doing there?" Luke said. I didn't answer and went to knock at that door.
"Actually we had a fight right the..."
"SHUT UP LUKE, SHUT THE FUCK UP" Jai said. That would have definitely definitely been the start of a twin battle to death but Ronnie stopped them, once again. Thank God.
As I was saying, I knocked at the door and Daniel's mom let us in.The first thing I saw where her boobs, they were so soo...
"DUDE COME ON" Daniel screamed, he was starting to get irritated. "Plus my mom didn't open the door, it was me"
"You wish it was you Daniel" Jai laughed.
"Yeah Daniel, it was your mom, I remember it really clear, the way that dress made her big titties look, man that was definitely not you" Luke said.
"OK SHUT UP" Daniel said, again, in a really gay voice.
"Oh hello there, may I help you with something?" Daniel's mom said.
"Um, yea, we saw our brother's bike at the door and we were wondering..." I stopped. Those fucking titties were distracting me.
"Oh yes, come in kids, so I can explain what happened"
And then she told us what happened and we met Daniel and James and that fucking bitch aka James keep on giving cookies to Luke but not to me and then...
"No no no, wait, I don't want to interrupt you but I DID give you cookies, I'm sure" James said.
"Nope, you didn't James" Jai said "I'm pretty sure you didn't"
"Oh James you're such a cutie" Luke said again.
"OK GUYS CAN YOU PLEASE STOP BEING SO ANNOYING AND LET ME FUCkING FINISH THIS SHIT?" Jai screamed and they all finally stop talking. Ronnie didn't stop them this time, he was done with their shit so he got the fuck out of that room. "Fucking rats, i'm out" was all he said.
"I dont even remember what the fuck i was saying, i'm out too" Jai said.
"Cool my turn" Luke said and started telling his side of the story.
YOU ARE READING
the first time (they met)
HumorJai, Luke, Daniel, Beau and James are filming their new movie "Janoskians: Untold and Untrue" and they need to remember how they met.