1. Hit or Miss

Chapter One-Hundred-Twenty-Two

Suzy and I had been chit chatting for almost the twenty the stagehand had discussed before the houselights dimmed. It was very surreal how loud the crowd slowly got, but once they got there, it was almost stadium levels. The amount of people that had joined were double what they had done at their last gig. I smiled unwillingly looking over how much people yearned to see Dan and Brian perform. Countless Danny Sexbang signs were popping up and even more had decided to dress up like him. Suzy and I took pictures of different areas and it wasn't long before the digital backdrop faded into showing the band's name. I covered my mouth in awe of it being really real washing over me. I was at a Ninja Sex Party gig, with Arin Hanson's wife, who I considered family. I was at a Ninja Sex Party gig and was going to see Danny Sexbang and Ninja Brian perform. Mostly though, I was there to cheer on my best friend and love of my reality.

I felt Suzy grab my hand and lean to me once she had my attention. She asked loudly in my ear if I was excited and I nodded as fast I could. She high-fived me and another tick in the increasing volume hit from the crowd causing me to turn. I noticed Brian walking to his Casio and stop. A spotlight panned on him and all went silent. Brian slowly panned through the sections before flipping everyone off using both fingers. An uproars of different terms, greetings, and some just doing it back as a reply had Suzy and I cracking up. Brian eventually made the gesture for silence and everyone did listen. It was almost more hilarious to know Brian outside the character and then see him snap into a whole different person.

Brian stood glaring for another moment before placing his hands and letting a sinister note hold as everyone roared louder. When Brian cut it, the audience obeyed as one and went silent again. Brian did so again, and the same reaction happened. Brian then hit a note sharper than the beginning one and I recognized the first note to the melody of their theme song. Brian did it one more time and another spot light came on showing a small band that had set up. An electric guitar started the familiar riff with the drums counting off on time. Brian started the melody and more count offs. I looked over to the right and seen who everyone was actually waiting on. Dan jumped on stage with a mic, his hair, and kimono bobbing his head waiting for his moment. It was another drum hit and I watched Danny Sexbang put the mic to his lips and away he went.

"Runnin' really fast, jumpin' super high, flippin' over shit, makin' stuff explode, flippin over more shit, fighting lots of guys, writing kick ass jams, doing other things, giving you the sauce, that's what we do cause," Danny bounced over towards our side and pointed to the crowd whom had been on time with him singing the lyrics back to him, "WE ARE NINJA SEX PARTY, shooting music all over your SEXY BODIES LADIES AND GENTILEMEN!" Danny slowed down but called it out getting a reaction from the crowd. "I'm Danny Sexbang check out my kung fu! I'm getting' sexy, unf, I'm getting' sexy for you!" Danny pointed over in my direction and I died laughing shaking my head. Danny caught part of it and smiled wider diving back into his song. "And NINJA MOTHERFUCKIN BRIAN is fast and deadly!" Danny bounced over pointed a thumb back at Brian who flipped him off quickly before going back to playing. "Stabbing dudes and writing tasty medleys!" Danny turned to see Brian nodding quickly as if to agree with that factoid. "Are you seduced yet, no need to answer cause tonight we're gonna rock ya even though, you didn't ask us to!" Danny spun around during the breakdown and pretending like in the video he didn't know where to look. Brian eventually came around as the band who filled in continued, and spun him back the right way. Dan nodded in a thanks, as Brian shook his head and flipped him off. Eventually they played out the last part of it and Dan stopped for a second to greet the audience. "Holy shit you guys are awesome right now! My god, Ninja Brian, I don't think there is one person here who you'd wanna slaughter tonight!" Dan turned to see Brian glare at him and then walk around the Casio again to invade Dan's space. He looked into his eyes with a hard stare indicating it was Dan he could. Dan smiled and patted Brian on the shoulder pretending to be oblivious. "Aw come on Brian you wouldn't do that! I mean we have a song about how super awesome of friends we are! Ya know what, why don't we play it to show the nice people tonight?!" Dan gestured to the crowd whom obviously heard it before.