Pokémon The Worlds Collide

Chapter 9 (Patrick)

"Well I guess I am all alone here awaiting somebody to save me." Patrick said.

As Patrick started walking on a stroll he had noticed something weird out in the distance. It had appeared to be a city. The stench got to him quickly. It smelt rancid, putrid and all of the above. Patrick was not impressed at all and was wary about anything that was in the city that was ahead.

"Smells like poison types alright." Patrick stated.

He continued walking towards the city and something caught his eye. It was a a Pokemon hat similar to a late 90's anime character.

"Am I in a random store that sells these? What's going on? The hat's moving, don't tell me? This cant be. That's Ash! But there is three people not two on his side. Who is he talking two. Is that John? I need to go investigate this can't be." Patrick said, but as he walked over to investigate a huge Wheezing appeared out of nowhere.

"Dude, Wheezing you are such a rancid putrid mess." Patrick said.

The Wheezing then got angry and in it's fiery rage and used smog. It quickly made Patrick feel like his eyes were being incinerated. The red in his eyes continued to go insane in the membrane. He felt as if he was going to explode with anger. Patrick had a random poke ball and he threw it at the Wheezing and it bumped right off it.

"Trying to catch my Wheezing aren't you." James said casually.

"Sorry; I just thought that it was a wild Pokemon." Patrick said worried.

"So you're a Pokemon collector? Let's see you skills and wit." James said.

"Actually that can't happen because that would've been my first one." Patrick mumbled.

"What was that? Are you scared? Are your Pokemon just too weak for me." James said.

"YOU IMBOSOL!! I DON'T HAVE ANY POKEMON! YOU AND YOUR WHOLE TEAM ARE IDIOTIC IMBOSOLS." Patrick screamed trying to prove his point.

"You're full of lies aren't you." James said antagonizing him.

"No I am not!" Patrick said I am telling the truth."

Then Ash came up to Patrick leisurely and Patrick was unamused at the sight. He knew that Ash was dumb and annoying little kid that knows nothing. From being in the human world he knew that Ash would mature over time. But he knew that Ash would never be able to compete against the elite 4.

"Then what are those poke balls over there for. Are they just like empty?" Ash said.

"What are you even talking about?" Patrick said.

"If You are going to completely ignore everything that I say than I just will battle for you." Ash said reaching for the Poke balls that were on the outside of his crotch.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! ARE YOU GAY OR SOMETHING!!!" Patrick screamed in anger.

"No... Why would you think that?" Ash asked sadly.

"Well you are attempting to grab at my crotch that's why." Patrick retorted.

"That's where you poke balls are." said Ash.

"THEN YOU SHOULD OF TOLD ME THAT AND NOT TRY AND GRAB FOR THEM YOU IMMATURE KID." Patrick said.

"Sorry." Ash said.

"I will just try." Patrick said.

"Okay then; just hurry wimp!" James scolded.

"Fine then if you want me to potentially beat you. Go! whoever you are." Patrick said as a very weird Pokemon came out of the poke ball. It was purple gunky color.