Pokémon The Worlds Collide

chapter 13 (John and Patrick)

John and Patrick decided that they were sick and tired of listening to Sammy jabber on about her infatuation with JJ.

"If JJ asked me out I would be like, okay! Sure! I'll totally go out you!"

"OH MY GOD SHUT UP ABOUT YOUR GODDAMN FANTASIES!" Patrick silenced Sammy, as he was thinking about this supposed past that the Overlord'shared' with him. And quite frankly he didn't want to think about anything to do with love at the moment. Sammy went bawling to Brock, hoping to be consoled.

"Hormones,"Patrick crossed his arms; he really didn't feel comfortable talking about love.

"Jesus Patrick! You didn't have to yell!" John scolded him.

"She doesn't need to talk about the JJ love life. Especially when he is right there! Watch the overlord is going to give her ice types because he's one hell of a god." Patrick said sarcastically

"I heard that,"

"Oh yeah, that's right! Listen to me, you poor excuse for a god." Patrick beckoned the Overlord.

"Let's tone you a down a bit."The Overlord gestured and Patrick began to calm down. He sighed.

"What's going on here? What'swrong?" John asked. The Overlord explained that there are two more of John's relatives being tossed into the world of Pokémon; their age being 9 and 6 respectively. In response, John rushed back to the group to tell them to go to Pewter City to recover the two young people.

"I'll go," Brock volunteered."It's my home town; Onyx knows how to get back quickly with Dig."

"Hey,bring Bree with you, okay? She'll soften the blow to the kids."John suggested.

"HEY! Why do I always have to godo stupid stuff like this?! Can't I just do my own thing?" Bree complained, with John pulling her aside afterwards.

"It's our cousins; they won't listen to a perverted guy like him; they'll listen to you though."

"Why can't you go?"

"I have to make sure Patrick doesn't kill anyone. He's kind of going off on a rage."

"Why is that?"

"Let's not get into that."

"Ugh,fine." Bree finally walked away, rolling her eyes like a traditional white girl. Patrick and John had no time to waste, so they rushed to Saffron City, only to be stopped by the Security Guard. He was apparently thirsty.

"Here, I got some water for you," Patrick began to unzip his pants. The guard wasn't entertained in the slightest,

"Hi Baron Alberto, you mind drooling into this cup for me?"

"No! Water not drools!"

"Patrick stop that! Mr. Do you mean the water in Celadon city?" John asked the guard.

Patrick was then pissed off at John because he wasn't able to do all that he wanted to do in the way of toying with the guard. As they were complaining and fighting a youngster appeared.

"Oh god, not another one," John complained at the Youngster challenging him,

"What are you, scared?" The Youngster taunted him.