You're Just an Effin Slut

I Will Make It Up to You

“No stop it! Stop it!” Xiumin squealed as Luhan dragged him into a nearby restaurant. 

“No! You will go on this date and for the love of Sehun you will like it!” Luhan said teasingly.

“This is cruel!” Xiumin said while flailing.

“Maybe it is. But look at it like this, if you guys hit it off I get to take credit for your relationship and you will forever be in my debt” Luhan said while smiling.

“Bitch.” Xiumin said while pouting and just sighing in defeat. “Fine I’ll meet him”

“Good because he is in front of you.” Luhan said while pushing Xiumin forward.

“Eh?” Xiumin said while looking up to see a medium height guy looking down at him. 

“Minseok?” Lay asked.

“Yixing?” Xiumin asked.

“Ahh Yes that’s me.” Lay said while blushing and rubbing the back of his neck. “But you can call me Lay”

“And you can call me Xiumin.” Xiumin replied while looking down and playing with his fingers.

They both sat there awkwardly not knowing what to say next. Luhan looked at them incredulously. 

“Seriously? Seriously?! Come on say something! I didn’t set this up in vain!” He said while pushing them down to a table. 

“Yah!” Xiumin said while looking up to Luhan. 

“Oh shut up. Now be right back.” Luhan said while skipping off.

“Umm. I don’t know what’s wrong with Luhan. He seems a little... weird today. Like he is a little too happy. Maybe something good happened with Sehun.” Xiumin said while smiling at Lay.

“Ah...” Lay said with his smile faltering. 

“Something wrong?” Xiumin asked.

“Ah no it’s nothing...” Lay said while smiling again. “Nothing to worry yourself over”

“If you say so...” Xiumin said while getting a menu. “So have you ever been here before?”

“Not that I know of.” Lay said while also getting a menu. “Aish well gosh darn it.” He said with a smile.

“What?” Xiumin asked.

“There is ketchup on my menu. Guess I have to share yours.”

“Really let me see” Xiumin said while reaching for Lay’s menu.

“Woops!” Lay said while throwing his menu across the restaurant. 

“What was that for?” Xiumin asked while eying Lay.

“Muscle spasm!” Lay said while getting up and taking a seat next to Xiumin. “Sometimes it just happens.”

“You’re strange... but I like it.” Xiumin said while moving closer to Lay and moving his menu so they could both see it.

“Hmmm so see anything you like?” Lay asked.

“Uh maybe the steak? I like steak...” Xiumin said without even realizing.

“I like steak too.” Lay said. “Want to share a meal?”

“Eh?” Xiumin said shocked. “Like share share?”

“No not like sharing like sharing as in not sharing but sharing?” Lay said teasingly. “Yes as in sharing sharing” He said while laughing a bit.

“Aish I was just clarifying!” Xiumin said while blushing. “But sure.”

“Good so where did Lu-”

“Why hello there ladies and gentlemen or in this case... hello there gentlemen.” said an all too familiar voice.

“No...” Both Lay and Xiumin said in unison as they turned to see Luhan in disguise. 

“What the bloody hell?” Xiumin asked. “Are you trying to spy on us?”

“What are you talking about there mister?” Luhan asked while trying to suppress his giggles.

“We’re not blind you know.” Lay said while looking at him.

“Still have no idea what you are talking about. Anyways! What can I get you guys?” Luhan said trying to change the subject.

“I’ll take um... the Sirloin Steak please!” Xiumin said happily.

“I’ll just share with him... but you could I also request a special order?” Lay asked.

“What kind of special order?” Luhan asked.

“I wish to take Xiumin’s bubble butt home as a to go meal.” Lay said while smiling.

“THE HELL?!” Xiumin shouted and moved away from Lay.

“Sure thing. So a steak and a bubble butt. Be right back.” Said Luhan with a smile. “Yep. I know those two are perfect for each other.” He whispered to himself. 

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“Yah stop it.” Kai said as he rolled over.

“Make me.” Kyungsoo said while wrapping an arm around Kai’s waist.

“I will” Kai said while pinching Kyungsoo’s nose. 

“Aigoo” Kyungsoo said while rubbing his nose. “That hurt.”

“Then my job well done” Kai said while turning around and trying to go back to sleep.

He sighed in annoyance when he felt Kyungsoo’s boner against his back side again.

“Come on Kai!” Kyungsoo said desperately. 

“I’m tired Kyungsoo!” Kai yelled a little frustrated. He was really exhausted but Kyungsoo kept insisting they have sex.

“Please!” Kyungsoo begged.

“Ugh!” Kai said while getting out of bed and slamming the door shut and heading downstairs.


“Ahh well fuck.” Kyungsoo said while looking down to see a tent in his shorts. He sighed and then left the room to go to the bathroom. This problem wasn’t going to take care of itself. 



“What was that about?” Says a half asleep Baekhyun, pouring himself a glass of milk.

“I’m so tired...” Kai said while sitting down and letting his head fall.

“So sleep?” Baekhyun said confused.

“Kyungsoo keeps annoying me. He won’t let me sleep because he is horny.” Kai said.

“I thought you wanted to have sex with him?” Baekhyun asks while sitting next to Kai.

“It’s not that I don’t, It’s just I’m tired! Does no one understand that I’m just tired” Kai said desperately while sighing.

“You can sleep in my room if you want.” Baekhyun offered.

“Where would I sleep?” Kai asked.

“On the bed? Chanyeol doesn’t bit you know...” Baekhyun said teasingly.

“You sure he won’t try and rape me?” Kai said while sticking his tongue out. 

“It’s not rape if you enjoy it~” Baekhyun said while getting up and heading upstairs.

“Yah!” Kai screamed before heading up there with him.

“You know it’s true. You can’t say Chanyeol is unattractive.”

“I never said he was. But that doesn’t mean I want anything to do with what’s in his pants.” Kai said while he rolled his eyes.

“Ok now be quiet Chanyeol is sleeping and hates to be woken up.” Baekhyun warned. He slowly climbed into bed and motioned for Kai to slide in between him and Chanyeol.

Kai nodded and slid in the bed while being careful to not wake the sleeping giant. 

“Ok now I’m really tired Baekhyun so goodnight.” Kai said before closing his eyes.

“Goodn-” Before Baekhyun could even finish he could hear Kai snoring. “Wow he really must have been tired.” Baekhyun mumbled before drifting off to sleep as well.






Meanwhile in the other room Kyungsoo was sitting on his bed with his hands covering his face. 

“Man I’m so stupid.” He said while hitting himself. “I should have just left it alone. Now he’s pissed at me and not even going to sleep in the same bed tonight.” 

Kyungsoo sighed and laid down. “Kai gets upset so easily~” He said while smiling. He knew Kai wasn’t that mad at him and he had to admit he was used to it by now. 

He didn’t like the feeling of Kai not wanting to be around him but it was kind of cute to see the competitive dancer acting like a 5 year old kid, while giving someone the silent treatment.

He sighed and closed his eyes, ready for sleep to overcome his body.

“I’m sorry Kai. I’ll make it up to you tomorrow.”