You're Just an Effin Slut

It's Going to be a Long Day

Kai woke up Baek's alarm clock and grumbled as he attempted to hit Baek to turn it off. As he hit where he thought Baek was he only hit a pillow and curiosity made him lift his head, waking him from his sleep.

Kai got up, extremely slowly at that, and walked over to the alarm clock, which was still ringing, and pulled the power cable out of the wall.

"Just to make sure there is no snooze..." Kai whispered to himself as he scanned the room looking for Baek. "Where the hell did he go without telling me?"

Kai shrugged and went into the bathroom to start getting ready for school. He didn't want to face Kyung today, but he knew he still had to go to his usual activities. He walked into the bathroom and looked at himself in the mirror. Hair was a mess, shirt was dirty, and there was dry cum on his jeans.

"I'm disgusting..." Kai mumbled to himself before grabbing his toothbrush to brush his teeth. As he finished, he wiped his face and rinsed his mouth.

"Ugh" Kai groans with the sudden dire urge to pee. He headed over to the toilet and opened the lid before peeing but not without extreme pain following.

"Shit ahhh fuck!" Kai moaned as the urine flowed out painfully. He wondered why it hurt so much just to take a piss, but he figured he might just be sore from last night. He winced as he finished and then stripped naked to take a shower.

After the shower Kai was done with the bathroom and went downstairs with nothing but a towel around his waist. He heard something in the kitchen and went to check out who was in there.

His eyes opened wide as he saw what was before him. There Baekhyun was cooking all of his favorite meals. He saw crispy bacon, scrambled eggs, French toast, regular toast with butter already spread on it, pancakes, and even orange juice sitting on the table.

He was suddenly very thankful to have Baek in his life because without him, he honestly doesn't know where he would be right now.

He noticed that Baek hasn't seen him yet so he decided to play a little prank on his best buddy. As Baekhyun was sliding more slices of bacon onto a plate Kai, almost spy-like, tip-toed over to the plate, which was right next to Baek, and snatched a few piece before quickly returning to where he was.

As he was nibbling on the bacon he saw Baek looking at the plate.

"I could have sworn... I made 10 pieces of bacon just now... why is there only 7..."

While Baek was thinking it over wondering if he was imagining making 10 or did some ninja come in and steal 3 pieces. As he was thinking he felt two arms wrap around his waist, and a face rest on his shoulder.

"KAI! It was you wasn't it!?" Baek accused with a smile.

"Aniiiii~" Kai replied with a smirk.

"Whatever you compulsive liar"

"I'm serious~" Kai said between munches.

"Then what are you crunching on right now?"

"Toothpaste?"

Kai felt a sting in his cheek when Baek slapped him with the back of his hand.

"If you are going to lie... at least make it a good one" Baek said before unwrapping Kai's arms from around him and going back to cooking. "Breakfast will be ready in 10 minutes. Now go get dressed and act like a normal person for once."

Kai pouted. "You know," Kai started, "you can be a real ass sometimes."

Baek turned around with a smirk and held the spatula that was sizzling with burning grease in front of him. "Oh really? Go change before I do sometimes I might regret with this spatula"