Name this incredibly drunk girl
Your hand wobbles over your keyboard. What name could fit such a drunken girl. You quickly type in "hairy snouty pants" her drunk glare stares straight at you as she smacks that stupid name out her window.
This girls name is Nichole Budweiser. Yes, the beer company.
Nichole. Pet your poster of Trenton and Mary on your wall.
Ohhh the memories. You wished they could send you more pictures but sadly. They live almost half across the globe. Forget Max you didn't even know where he lived. Somewhere out in the ocean probably.
You quickly start singing "what would you do with a drunkin sailor" in your drunken state wobbling around the room.
Girl! Listen to me! Message that Trenton boy.
If only you could tell Trenton how much you loved his quirky essentric ass mind how much you wait...didn't what? Forget it, you had already forgotten what you were gonna say.
You sit at on your bed and bring your banana watch to your mouth finding Mary, Max, and Trenton messaging you.
Lord have mercy. You sigh as you respond to Mary.
HopelessTheodore has started chirping with GrowingTuntrina
HT: Nichole?
HT: are you drunk lying in bed again?
HT: Are you okay? :( please be okay.
HT: the little trollies are messaging me again I'm scared.
HT: NICHOLEEEEE
GT: ehat up my friendssssss,
HT: oh.
HT: hi Nichole :)
GT: howwe lif?
HT: thank god you're here I thought you would never respond! I'm panicking! Panicking I say! I baked a patch of cookies for my parents and they're not even home yet :(((. And then the trollies started talking to me, I can't even understand him! It's all In japanese. By any chance do you know how to speak japanese?
GT: noppeeee. Hahaha.
HT: AGH! He's rambling on about something I can't understand! My anxiety levels are rising. Skype me? But I can't i don't know what to do Nichole! You're so calm and relaxed and, and, amazing chill..why arnt you helping. :(((((((
GT: well um. Downlid a softwar before you flip out. Then. Tell the man to stop being a puss and shutup.
HT: but you can't see I can't do that! I have a scorching pan of cookies in the oven awaiting my parents and I broke my glasses I can't see! And IM FLIPPING OUT HERE!
GT: take this from me Morty.
HT: Mary.
GT: Mary whatever. Tell him. To stop being a puss. And man up and speak English-io.
HT: okay. I'll try.
GT: good girl. No I gtg. GG love ya. BYEEEEEE.
GrowingTuntrina has flown away.
HT: GG? Oh okay whatever bye Nichole. Thanks. :)
HopelessTheodore has flown away.
Your friends always gave you a headache online or not. Stupid, stupid, friends.
Girl talk to your patron troll.
Patron what? Oxmis-io? Oh. You laughed to yourself. Oxmis was so fun to mess with.
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Worldbent
HumorWorldbent is a abdaptation of the life of 4 humans and 12 trolls each representing a Zodiac sign. It is also a horrible knock off of fantrolls from homestuck. damn.
