DID YOU JUST LITERALLY FORGET MAX!
He is also a very extremely important person here.
You have no time to type in a name because of this boys anger.
Your name is Max Sanchez. You are a simple boy who enjoys simple things, easy, relaxing jokes, and your friends. Finding out that you had just been skipped over was horrible.
Boy. Text Nichole.
HomoExectric is chirping with GrowingTuntram
HE: Hey! Happy Birthday Nichole!
GT: EYYYYYYY my friend whatz up Max-io! Happy b-day boyyyy!
HE: Hehe :)
GT: LOOKIE LOOK. I have your gifts done! ll sund it over wheni cn. promises.
HE: Oh! Yay!
GT: how bout me??? what you get me???
HE: Oh! I Um I Got YOUUU Something Extremely Awesome! You're Gonna Love It Trust me!
GT: tyll me!1
HE:Not Yet You'll See It when you get time!
Your conversation gets interrupted by a new message from a pesky troll.
AlertGastropod has started chirping with HomoExectric
AG: Hello.
HE: Hi?
AG: Happy grubling day, I see that it is your most residential day of your years.
HE: Is That A Happy Birthday?
AG: If that is what you call it then yes. Happy birthday.
HE: Thanks. I Guess. May I Ask Who This Is?
AG: I am me. I am not supposed to tell people who I am mostly you. My apologies, but my moirail is asking this of everyone.
HE: Yeah Well Um. Is This Trenton?? I Told You Not To Do This Anymore, Gog!
AG: Gog?
HE: Its An Inside Joke About Geometry That You Know Stop Playing Dumb.
AG: What is "Geometry" if I may ask. And I am very displeased with the tone you are typing me with.
HE:What Ever Trenton I Was Talking With Nichole So I Got To Go! BYE.
HomoExectric has flown away.
AG: Oh. Um. Well goodbye earthling.
AlertGastropod has flown away.
HomoExectric has started chirping with AlertGastropod.
HE: Thanks For The HappyBirthday Again. BYE!
HomoExetric has flown away.
Talk with the Nichole girl again.
Good idea. That ordeal was just really confusing.
HomoExectric has flown back to the nest.
GT: max
GT: moxyyyyy
GT: YOU HERE did you die>/??
GT: not onyour b-day vnowoooo.
HE: Im Here Someone Else Messaged Me. I Think It Was Trenton Trying To Play A Joke On Me. :((((
GT: hahaha pranked bro you saddd
HE: Hehe Yeah.
GT: ATleast your a goo sport about it.
HE: Yeah I Guess :)
GT: good for you look here. think about that present thats heading towards you at extrem levels of capocity and levels of speed because i sent it ,maybe 30 mins ag0.
HE: Cant Wait To See It.
GT: oh yeahhhh its not bear...beer* golly myself wow lol. its not a 12 pack this tie i promise lel.
HE: That's Good I Got Introuble Last Tiem.
GT: YAS. i dony get onyroubke but shit. i ned to sop typing im getting woosy.
HE: Maybe You Should stop typing.
GT: ITDS MY IRTHDYA MANNNNN. let me drink to the newest of new celebratory ohh i spelled it right, celebraity time of my life. IMMMM 1444 WOOOOOOO
HE: Still Cant Get Over how You're Older than me.
GT: AND BOTYH BOY AND GIRL are saggitaeius.
HE: Yeah. Exactly.
GT; hwy. have you gotten herblum yet/
HE: No. Still saving up.
GT: hehe dool. youll be so hAPTTY
HE: You Should Take A Nap.
GT: Than ks for the suggestion. ill go do just that.
GrowingTuntram has flown off.
HomoExectric has flown off.
Play with your collection of woofies.
You would but those are all limited editions and you don't want to bother them. Your dad never got you a pet so these are the closest you have to a dog.
Work on nicholes gift.
Very good idea. You had to lie to her saying you were working on her gift. Honestly you hadn't done ANYTHING.
Give her one of your woofies.
You stare hard at the woofie with a missing button eye. That was your oldest and ugliest one. You grab it and go to put it in the box. it rejects the notion and flies halfway across your room squeaking.
FORCE IT INTO THE BOX.
You grab it and shove it hard and close the box you throw it out your window as soon as the mail man comes. He puts a box into your mailbox and leaves the box you threw out on the ground. He flickers the mailbox thingy up and looks up at you and winks giving you a thumbs up.
You start down the stairs slowly but- ANOTHER PESKY TROLL INTURRUPTS YOUR SESSION
YOU ARE READING
Worldbent
HumorWorldbent is a abdaptation of the life of 4 humans and 12 trolls each representing a Zodiac sign. It is also a horrible knock off of fantrolls from homestuck. damn.
