You jump hearing a loud thump on the window.
Look outside and see the source of sound.
You stare outside your window. A puppy? You blink taking a breath of air as another puppy hits the ground.
Are they coming from the sky?
Go to your computer and start up Herblum.
You rush into your room and insert it starting it up.
Answer message from Nichole.
GrowingTuntrina has started chirping with HomoExectric.
GT: What up my buddy.
HE: Hey Nichole! I just got my game! Thanks so much :$
GT: Hehe thought you would like it. Its so fucking hot where I am. And my mom took my beer, god she just doesn't understand me.
HE: But look! Atleast youre typing all good, and even using caps and those things '.
GT: whatever, Idc. Have you started up the game yet? I have mine.
HE: Yeah! :)
GT: good, im about ready to pass out, im kinda missing my dreams.
HE: If you need to go to sleep go ahead I wouldn't mind.
GT: Nah. My room is to hot to sleep in. The sun where I am is caving in on me.
HE: what?
GT: the trees are on fire max. The sun is coming closer.
HE: WHAT!
GT: I have my machines in the game ready for you. The sooner I get out the better.
HE: don't they cost lots of points! Like rubys.
GT: yeah im good though my mom bought lots. and my captchalog is good for crap.
HE: buy me a generator!
GT: shhhh I will just let me drink my hidden stash pf stuff,
HE: and you're back to normal.
GT: in A LITtle ill be sa normal as a bee...-io
HE: The -io's oh god.
GT: shhh just sit on your bed. ill like pop a I don't give a shit inbyour room lol
HE: mmmmmmkay....
GT:Freakin ao hhot here,. I could die. LOOK AT THAT SUN MAN. ITS LIKE I coukld just reach out and like touch it LOL.
HE: HURRY UP! If your trees on fire that means youre house weill burnnn. Its like..raining puppies here.
GT: hehe puppies here look. Ima put some puppies in your room captchalofg those fuckers and combine one to make a ultra one, itll help in he future of herblum.
HE: isn't that kinda...dark?
GT: all I see is freaking light max. just do it.
HE: fine just wait ill go.
HE: okay. the ultra pup is running around.
GT: I see that isnt it cute :P
HE: what do I do now.
GT: im gonna move some of your stuff hold up.
HE: MY WOOFIES!
GT: yOU have the one I gave you! ill put that on your bed.
HE: you CRUSHED ALL MY WOOFIES EXCEPT YOURSSSS!
GT: mine is special. and look I savd one of them. take that one and combine it with some clths youll like create some cool clothing.
HE: with the machine you put in?
GT: yeppers.
HE: okay.
GT: good boy.
GT: aaFTER that be awesome and wait while I place ultra pup on uyour room.
GT: oppsie Roof*
HE: It shows a hoodie.
GT: yeh try that on
HE: it fits!
GT: of course it dus stupid. now um., dude,,,,
HE: what
GT: youre dad is gone. lol.
HE: he was just downstairs :/
GT: yeh but he gone now.
HE: what the heck, where?
GT: idk but you aint gonna see him anymore lol!
HE: WHAT
GT: its just de game take the hoodie you just made and cut off the sleeves
HE: you sure?
GT: I know what im dijng don't question me max-io
HE: fine, you are my friend I trust you,.
GT: means a lot max. Good job.
HE: what are you doing.
GT: IM making my own stuff, and trying out Mary's gift to me. im mussing you with it. THey help wit my hanhobers to its coo,
GT: Sheets. Max grab your dino sheets, after that I gtg and finish up my gameplay and make some cool shit, but with th shits combine them with gfake gems, oer your hoodie, with yout phone and youkl make something KK BYEEEEE~!~~~Love ya and see ya I n;ike 10 mins!
GrowingTuntrina has flown away.
HE: Thanks Nichole bye.
HomoExectric has flown away.
Do as Nichole said.
You take off your shirt and take your sheets and your phone. You put them in the machine and a card comes out. You captchalog it and take it back out. It was subject #550294 and it was awesome! It was a electronic shirt with dinoprints and a t-rex printed cape, dog ears, and you could send messages on it! WOAH! Nichole definitely knew what she was doing!! No matter if she was drunk.
Look out your window.
Puppies were coming down fast. You press your face against the window making your glasses go up. Hopefully Nichole was okay, she did say her whole neighborhood and trees were on fire. Hopefully her house stays strong.
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Worldbent
HumorWorldbent is a abdaptation of the life of 4 humans and 12 trolls each representing a Zodiac sign. It is also a horrible knock off of fantrolls from homestuck. damn.
