HAHAHAHAHAHAH i know this is REALLY early for the trolls but come on. I aint hussie you cant expect me to have patience. Well i dont. XD enjoy~~
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Name this troll.
You type in Retarded Jarbennete. What the literal hell. You decide to delete the name seeing the glare from the troll.
You are now Kyprin Lasine. You represent the aries symbol and if you do say so yourself, you are the most prestigious, smartest,strongest,handsomest troll out there.
Kyprin show off your teeth.
Your teeth arnt anything special but okay. You decide to open your mouth and show off your plain sharp teeth. You stare straight foward, wasnt like you had anything to say.
Message any remaining quadrants.
You did have your one and only matesprite Klivra. But at this moment you didnt want to speak to her. She wouldnt understand you, and even if you tried talking in regular english it really wouldnt work out. You could message your moirail and talk in your regular language. Japanese. But she was a bitch, though you really appreciated the time you had with her, she was merely only your moirail because of the simple request she asked from you.
Message the troll trying to get ahold of you.
No. You had no time to mess around and talk with that silly cancer. All he was going to do was ruin your mood or complain of his food cravings. You put your finger in your mouth and gag, you werent the most favorable of food, after being trapped on this meteor for as long as you could remember all the bland food your group had in stock was getting...well bland.
Go chat with the troll knocking on your door.
If your spectilations were correct that troll is the most insufferable,obnoxious, annoying, untoleratable, horrible, and did you mention annoying troll in this WHOLE UNIVERSE.
"Kyprinnnnn??" the voice echoed through your room.
You stare quietly at your door. Be still, she wont hear you.
ANSWER THE DOOR!
Never! WE already went over the whole annoying this. THIS troll will get mad then leave if you answer.
"KYPRIN!!!??" the voice continued.
You cover your ears blocking out the shrilled girls voice.
"I CAN SMELL YOU IDIOT I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE!!"
oh. It wasnt who you thought it was. You open the door to find the blue blooded troll infront of you. Her seadweller ears wiggle mischeviously. "Hehehe." she says taking a deep breath in. "Tall as ever." she says. You take a big gulp in. "Yes." you say your thick japanese accent coming out. GOD, american language is horrible. You never understood how people could speak it on a regular basis.
"Hows the hive???" she smiles again even wider and pulls at her braids. "It smells clean." she says pushing at your red sweater you nervously shove her back and proceed to close your door.
Enough interacting with the lower statured ones.
You take in another nervous gulp and pick up your dictionary.
Back to the subject at hand. You were turning 9 sweeps old today(19 human years). You were the oldest of all the trolls on the meteor, and their leader. You proudly wore your blood, and kindly suggested to other trolls to wear theirs. You snicker to yourself as you scroll through your dictionary. Kindly. All the trolls except for your matesprite were idiots and were annoying. You would never act kindly to any of their kind.
Explain more of your interests.
Okay. If you persist. You werent really interested in movies or painting like other trolls. You never really had any specific interests....only humans. Humans since you learned of them, were quite interesting and you "love" talking to your so called patron human. Mary. Though she never really responded you knew she was reading them since she had banned you on more than one occasion and you kept getting those stupid autobot things giving you a link to the rules and a apologization for being kicked. You always wondered if someone actually wrote that just for you or was it a auto respone. Well..whatever it was, it was annoying. You have a deep understand of want, and control over people since thats exactly what you want. You always wanted a kismesis but never found any troll worthy of such a posture in your quadrants. And without a kismesis you could never have a Auspistic. You gag thinking of the cancer troll being your kismesis. Black romance WITH HIM. No way. He'd probably just hang out in your room all day trying to talk with you and eat all your food...which is basically gone by now.
Explore your room Kyprin.
You like to keep your room clean so you angrily reject the notion. Snopping through your own stuff was useless anyways. All you would find was old shipping papers from when the also very stupid saggitarius tried to help you find a interest in shipping.
Look for the pesky Saggitarius troll.
You pick out one of his camera from inside your ectoplasmic bed. Yeah thought so. You crush it in your hand and throw the parts in the trash. There was definitely some more cameras through out this room. He was such a annoying pesky troll who took happiness in watching others and shipping who he likes. You fix the barrets in your hair shivering, he was so creepy.
Go to the main part of the meteor and talk with other trolls.
Should you really? Was it even worth getting out of your secure but not safe room just for the likes of interacting with others.
TO LATE A NEW TROLL WHO IS READY TO INTERACT HAS SHOWED UP.-----
YOU ARE READING
Worldbent
HumorWorldbent is a abdaptation of the life of 4 humans and 12 trolls each representing a Zodiac sign. It is also a horrible knock off of fantrolls from homestuck. damn.