BE ATTACKED BY FEROCIOUS PUPPY
You scream as it attacks your face with....kisses
so cute!
Pap dog, and name it Munchie
You officially pap Munchie and name him he barks in sweet, sweet response.
Answer message from annoying troll.
Hotspectulator has started chirping with HomoExectric.
HS: sO I r3ally have tO dO this b3fOr3 yOu scr3w up sOm3thing lik3 yOur illit3rate,unr3aaOnabl3,ObnOxiOus, rud3 fri3nd of yours.
HS: kill that fucking wOOf b3ast yOu have.
HE: OH MY GOD. WHAT.
HE: MUNCHIES??
HE: I can't kill a dog, I can't kill...I don't want to kill another animal, today.
HS: shut yOur fucking mouth, and kill th3 damn wOOf b3ast.
HS: yOure wasting yOur tim3 argu3ing with m3.
HE: if I'm wasting my time how about you leave!!!
HE: cause I'm not killing munchies, this little creature which I've only known for maybe 6 minutes, is special.
HE: I could never kill him!
HS: what3v3r it's nOt lik3 I car3
HS: CAUS3 I DONT.
HS: by3, nook-whiff.Hotspectulator had flown away.
HE: nook whiff???
HomoExectric has flown away.
WHAT A NICE CONVERSATION.
A pleasant one.
Very pleasant.
Why are you always the jack pot for trollers.
Pet munchies
You rub him sadly looking outside, you should set up in your shed outside, one of those flying dogs could come and knock your lights out.
YOU ARE READING
Worldbent
HumorWorldbent is a abdaptation of the life of 4 humans and 12 trolls each representing a Zodiac sign. It is also a horrible knock off of fantrolls from homestuck. damn.