Your name is Vulna, you like to think you are a very educated piece of troll.
You have several interests including, destroying things, strifing, teasing other things, and beautiful, beautiful animals. You wouldn't say your the most annoying troll in the sardine box but other trolls really wouldn't know since noone really notices you a lot of the time.
Watch Parvis.
You had been huddled in your small spot in the corner of the main room for quite a while. You loved to study other trolls but not as much as Kairos, you were just really interested in the different ways to push other trolls fins.
Watch Kairos.
You look over at the other troll playing with vials. What a silly troll his hair flared out, a lab coat on, and a obsession over camera and shipping. You already knew how to bug him it honestly was pretty simple.
Bug Kairos.
You do just that.
"Hey brother!" you screech out leaning on the table, the table shakes and the vials topple over. "BACK UPPPP" He says panicked. The poisons burns through the table soaking into the tile burning that. "oH SHARK SHIT" you say covering your mouth "did i do that?" you tilt your head. "i literally just mixed a paralyzing type with a burning type." he says annoyed. "Sure brother." you laugh. "that couldve burned you and then i would be the one getting my persay "arse" chewed out by kyprin." He says angrily "andddd now i cant clean this up." he grabs one of kyprins various dictionaries dragging it over the hole in the table "Its your ass that i will be on if i get punished" he turns to you narrowing his eyes. "Your ass." he repeats. "soy?" you make a milk joke and he shoves you "I need to clean this up now." he takes a pic of the mess and your face before carefully taking the broken vials and throwing them away.
"glubbin' Wi-wimp!" you shriek and disengage the conversation.
Conversate with Janorus?
J-Janorus!? No! Well maybe. It wouldn't hurt to talk with him once.
You engage in a pleasant conversation.
"Hey little fishling." You says nervously as you walk up to janorus. You squeak as he raises his hand. "High five?" he asks. Oh highfive. You put your palm on his and he smiles happily. "Hive, five, highhhh five." you say confused. "High five? Vulna you okay?" he asks blinking at you. You stare into his darkening eyes, "High-hive-high-FIVEEEE' you abscond before you could embarass yourself any more.
Rub hand on Kyprin.
You pass by Kyprin quickly and rub your hand on his sweater as you pass.
Take that, take the smell of Janorus you filthy basstard.
You chuckle evilly as you sit at your desk.
YOU ARE READING
Worldbent
HumorWorldbent is a abdaptation of the life of 4 humans and 12 trolls each representing a Zodiac sign. It is also a horrible knock off of fantrolls from homestuck. damn.