I would hit you but that would be animal cruelty
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Funny Jokes and Comebacks
Random*WARNING* This book will either make you want to bash your head on a table or knee slap :) Read if you're sad, mad, happy, pissed, tired, bored, curious or feeling anything in general, (and if you're like me and don't have a soul, still read). P.S...
Joke 1
I would hit you but that would be animal cruelty