Police: Where do u live?
Me: With my parents.
Police: Where do your parents live?
Me: With Me.
Police: Where do you all live?
Me: Together.
Police: Where is your house?
Me: Next to my neighbors house.
Police: Where is your neighbors house?
Me: You won't believe me if I tell you.
Police: Tell Me!
Me: Next to my house.
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Funny Jokes and Comebacks
De Todo*WARNING* This book will either make you want to bash your head on a table or knee slap :) Read if you're sad, mad, happy, pissed, tired, bored, curious or feeling anything in general, (and if you're like me and don't have a soul, still read). P.S...