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[ Nicole ]

Michael: hey :))

Me: hello

Michael: how r you?

Me: are*

Me: but I'm good, thanks. You?

Michael: I'm okay, just playing Pokemon on Luke's ds

Me: who's Luke

Michael: one of my best friends

Me: lucassss

Michael: -_- no

Me: LUCAS

Michael: NO

Me: fine, Luke :(

Michael: I feel like you two would get along

Me: I feel like that would be troubling like some story online

Michael: love triangleeee

Michael: twilight

Me: you can let yourself out now

Michael: rUDE

Michael: so, why don't you go to school? Isn't it mandatory for high school aged students to attend school?

Me: HOW OLD DO YOU THINK I AM

Michael: IDK SIXTEEN?

Me: WTF NO IM EIGHTEEN

Michael: OH WELL IM NINETEEN HOLLA

Me: 16? Do I really look that old -.-

Michael: well you are kinda short

Me: don't make me punch you

Michael: what? All I'm saying is that you're short it makes you look all young :))

Me: that makes you sound like a pervert

Michael: oh wait

Michael: I JUST REALIZED HOW BAD IT WOULD BE IF YOU WERE SIXTEEN

Me: so he does have a brain! *Slow claps for Michael*

Michael: it's Mikey or mike

Me: Michael

Michael: ._.

Me: what's your middle and last name

Michael: Michael Gordon Clifford

Me: cLIFFORD THE BIG RED DOG

Michael: our hair is red oooh

Me: are you obsessed with red lol

Michael: no I love dying my hair

Me: what colors have you dyed it before?

Michael: light pink, bright hot pink, lime green, blue, Galaxy, red, black, black with some color, light blonde, light blonde with blue streaks.....

Me: holy s hit batman

Michael: it's Mikey to you good citizen

Me: ..... You just ruined this whole thing

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