Not Just A Man

Buy buy baby Let it all out

Percy's pov.

I sat in front of the baby cribs for about seven minuets

Get the one that switches by age

Annabeth said when I left

I don't get it

They all look the same , what's the difference?!

I was tapping my foot and I guess I looked a little troubled, a young woman walked over

Her name tag said 'krism' and she smiled at me "you need help, or are you just going to stare?" she said and I flushed at her words

"Ugh, my wife told me to get ' the one that switches by age' but I honestly don't know witch one that is" I said sheepishly and she laughed lightly

"That's ok, my wife confuses me a lot to" she admitted, oh, ok then

She showed me what to get and even helped me with a crib, I got her number and she said I could call her if my wife needed help

About twenty minuets later I called the team and asked for help, what I didn't ask or was for Clint to come over with beer

And that's how It got like this, annabeth was next to Natasha on the coach and thy were talking

Me Steve an tony were arguing over how the baby crib went together
"I'm the mechanic here, why can't you-" Steve cut him off firmly

"This I ain't like technology tony, you need actually wood and hammers" he said I slammed the hammer down on a nail about twenty times

"Percy"-SLAM- " I thinks it's safe enough" Bruce said and I glared t the wood "if this crib falls in the middle of the night, I'm going to burn it with Greek fire"

Annabeth laughed fondly an Clint pulled his beer away "I know what kid of dad you might be" he joked, tony rolled his eyes

"One that will kick a-" I cut him off by pushing him over on the floor, we sat crossed legged around The crib,
Bruce and Clint sat behind us on the love seat ,while Thor was making pop tarts in the kitchen

""Not in front of the baby!" I barked and Steve patted my shoulder "the kids not even a mouth old yet perce, calm down"

I suddenly scramble to my feet and ran into the kitchen, I snatched the pop tart box from his hands and pored them out

He yelled in alarm as I ran out while grabbing a sharpie, I plopped back down on the floor beside Steve and tony and wrote on the box

"Swear jar" I claimed, annabeth face palmed

"Percy,

First if all

That's a box

Second if all

You spelled it wrong

It's jar

Not jaw"

I grinned sheepishly, "first one to swear gets to lose money, so lets let it all out now while we still can" I said to annabeth, I scooted over and leaned m back against the coach

She glared playfully "deal", we both took a swap breath and yelled at each other

Annabeth started first

"Σας γαμημένο κώλο τρύπα μαζί σας άσχημο πρόσωπό κώλο και σκατά με επικεφαλής τον εγκέφαλο να πάει -μια γάτα!"

I was beat red but started yelling back

"σκύλα πάει πιπιλίζουν ένα γαμημένο im μπανάνα δεν θα χέζει εγώ μισώ το γαμημένο κώλο σκύλα γάτες!"

(Don't look that up)

"να πάει -μια γάτα!" she fished and my mouth was wide open as she laughed

I leaned over to her stomach
"Holy hades, your mom is terrible" the team was laughing at are screams

Tony shook his head

"What's a family you are"