alex is typing...
alex : i told you that my parents are divorced right
jack is typing...
jack : yeah and that your mom got remarried
alex : yeah they got married when i was at your place yeah yeah
jack : THATS SO FUNNY
jack : 'MY SON IS OVERSEAS LETS GET MARRIED WITHOUT HIM THERE'
alex : I LITERALLY TOLD HER THAT I DIDNT WANT TO BE THERE BECAUSE
alex : IS HE LIKE MY STEP DAD OR WHAT
jack : TECHNICALLY YES BUT YA KNOW
alex : OKAY BUT I DIDNT WANT TO GO BECAUSE I DONT REALLY LIKE HIM BUT HE MAKES MY MUM HAPPY SO I DONT GIVE A SHIT
alex : BUT OKAY BACK ON TOPIC
alex : IM GOING OVER TO MY DAD'S HOUSE TONIGHT AND HE'S NEVER GOTTEN TO TALK TO YOU BEFORE CAN I SKYPE YOU AND YOU CAN TALK TO MY DAD BECAUSE HE'S STILL LIKE CERTAIN THAT YOURE 40 YEARS OLD
jack : oh
jack : he caught me
jack : i am 48 years old
jack : 69 years old!!!!1!1!!11
alex : DIE
jack : im already almost on my death bed i am OLD
jack : i am an ANGRY OLD MAN
alex : youre my favorite
YOU ARE READING
You Got Kik? 2 -Jalex-
Randomjack is typing... alex is typing... possible trigger warnings: swearing and caps lock yall ready for this
