You Got Kik? 2 -Jalex-

Chat 18

(time skip to october 20th okay)

alex is typing...

alex : im at work rn and im about to drown myself theres a party of like twelve people and they have four small children im crying

jack is typing...

jack : im flying over to manchester to help you

alex : thank you

alex : brb gotta go get drink orders

jack : fuck up their orders

alex : no i need tips so i can come see you

jack : haha bitch

jack : dont fuck up their orders

jack : love you babe

jack : are you taking their orders

jack : oh damn

jack : am i blowing up your phone while youre working

jack : oh man oh man

jack : you hate me so much thats so funny

jack : bitch come back

alex : youre the worst one of the people at the table was like 

alex : 'guys hurry up with ordering someone keeps texting him'

jack : HAHA BITCH

alex : i hate you so much

jack : no you dont

alex : true

alex : i better get a nice tip theres not twelve of them theres sixteen

jack : dude i cant even be in the same room with sixteen people i dont know without wanting to cry

alex : i relate so hard

alex : IMAGINE IF THEY DONT TIP ME ILL LOSE MY MIND

alex : brb gonna bring their drinks out do NOT SPAM ME MY PHONE VIBRATES AND I WILL DROP THE DRINKS

jack : good luck

/five minutes passed

alex : MY MOM TEXTED ME WHILE I WAS SERVING THE DRINKS AND I ALMOST SPILLED A ROOT BEER ON AN EIGHT YEAR OLD HELP

jack : ME OKAY I RELATE

alex : i took their meal orders and they were all so specific and i wanna die im so glad im not a chef here

alex : im gonna throw up i hate this job

jack : good luck dad

alex : daddy (((;;;

jack : HHHHHHHHHHATE YOU