(theres like a two month long time skip here i had an idea and i couldnt wait okay shut ur face and also im not sure if some of the things that are mentioned to be mailed to can actually be mailed so you gotta play along for this to be funny)
alex is typing...
alex : i just got a package and the return address is your address what did you send me
alex : if its another fucking bong im blocking you
jack is typing...
jack : WAIT IT CAME
jack : FUCK YEAH HAPPY VALENTINES DAY
jack : I SENT IT LIKE A WEEK AND A HALF AGO SO IT MIGHT BE DEAD BUT WHATEVER ITS THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS
alex : you sent me a rose
alex : im fucking dead youre the cutest
alex : i sent you something cute last week so idk if its gonna come yet
jack : the mail comes at like three and its only noon rn so when that time comes ill run home from school and see if i got your shit
alex : how did you know it was my shit
alex : its literally a box full of my shit i had to suck off a mailcarrier to get it to you
jack : stop cheating on me
alex : nooOOoooOoo
/two and a half hours later
jack : IM RUNNING HOME
jack : I STOPPED AT SPENCERS PLACE AND RYAN, BRENDON AND DALLON WERE THERE TOO AND SPENCER GOES INTO THIS DRAWER AND PULLS OUT A FUCKING TASER OR A STUN GUN AND IM RUNNING BECAUSE I GOT REALLY SCARED
alex : HOLY SHIT
jack : DALLON'S RUNNING AFTER ME WITH THE REST OF THE GROUP BEHIND HIM YELLING 'YOURE NOT GONNA DIE I SWEAR'
jack : HE DOESNT HAVE THE TASER BECAUSE IM PRETTY SURE ITS ILLEGAL FOR HIM TO HAVE IT OUTSIDE HIS HOUSE SO IM OKay im alive
alex : OKAY GOOD I GOT YOU MAN JUST GET HOME
jack : DALLON JUST JUMPED ON MY BACK AND YELLED 'GO FATHER GO'
alex : ME TOO DALLON
alex : JUST GET HOME AND SEE IF YOUR VALENTINES DAY PACKAGE IS THERE
alex : also dont open it around your friends
jack : WOAH WOAH WOAH OKAY
jack : bringing package into the bathroom to jerk off if i need to
alex : lmaoooo
jack : opening it
jack : HOYL SHTI
jack : I SENT YOU A SINGLE RED ROSE
jack : YOU SEND ME
jack : HALF BOX OF ROSE PETALS AND NUDES HOLY FUCKING SHIT
alex : HAHHAHAHAHAHHAAA
alex : HAPPY VALENTINES DAY YOU FUCKING FROZEN WAFFLE
YOU ARE READING
You Got Kik? 2 -Jalex-
Diversosjack is typing... alex is typing... possible trigger warnings: swearing and caps lock yall ready for this
