You Got Kik? 2 -Jalex-

Chat 4

jack is typing...

jack : im going to south carolina

jack : im gonna buy you a bong, a confederate flag, and a cowboy hat

jack : they apparently sell bongs in like every store

jack : what color bong do you want

alex is typing...

alex : get me one of the bongs that are shaped like a dick

alex : wait what am i talking about i dont do drugs

jack : im still gonna buy you one

alex : my mom will stab you

jack : lol you wish

jack : your mom loves me

alex : you scare my mom she thinks youre a bad influence

jack : you're like

jack : three months older than me how am i a bad influence

alex : youre an asshole

jack : you too buddy

jack : no but fr im gonna buy you those things

alex : ill be expecting them in the mail within the weeks coming up

jack : am i allowed to ship a bong overseas or will i be arrested

alex : no clue

jack : fuck

jack : gonna google it brb

/three minutes later

jack : i can expect a dick shaped bong in the mail

alex : my mom is never gonna let me speak to you ever again