alex is typing...
alex : my dad like picked me up from school today and i keep trying to hint to him that i got fired
jack is typing...
jack : good luck
alex : i just went 'i wont be going to work today' and he YELLS 'DID YOU GET FIRED'
alex : YES DAD I DID THANK YOU FOR FIGURING IT OUT
jack : IS HE MAD AT YOU
alex : NO HE WAS LIKE
alex : I KNEW YOU WOULDNT BE IN THAT JOB FOR MORE THAN A YEAR YOU SUCK AT TALKING TO PEOPLE
jack : HES NOT WRONG WHEN YOU WERE IN THE STATES YOU ASKED FOR TWO PENISES INSTEAD OF TWO PIZZAS AT THAT REALLY HORRIBLE PIZZA PLACE
alex : HEY PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP
jack : YOU: 'HI MA'AM CAN I GET TWO PENISES- I MEAN PIZZAS'
jack : ME, FROM BEHIND YOU, WISHING I SAID THIS: 'YOU CAN GET THIS PENIS'
alex : IM ACTUALLY BLOCKING YOU OKAY BYE
YOU ARE READING
You Got Kik? 2 -Jalex-
De Todojack is typing... alex is typing... possible trigger warnings: swearing and caps lock yall ready for this
