Good Influence/Never Get Married

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Trai

I just went home with azealia's drunk ass

Azealia:hey hey see told you bout old feisty boy you making too much about all it aint even about nothing boy am i going have to whip it out and tame you (grabs trai's hand and puts it on her crotch) feel how wet it feels got your name all over it

Trai: Azealia you know what i think we should cool out for a bit this aint woking for me

Azealia:this comes at sort of a bad time

Trai:why cause you want my dick tonight

Azealia:im not talking about tonight im about sunday my mom wants to invite you to a barbecue

Trai:(rolls eyes)

Azealia:oh you think im making this up cause up cause you mad u mad u mad babe (trys to kiss him) well here why dont you call her 555 1467

Trai:(puts down phone) Azealia why u want me to met your momma i only known you for 3 days

Azealia:maybe because i feel a little different about you than you feel about me but i cant help that trai.... (puppy dog face)

Trai:no women ever ask me to met her momma before maybe she aint all into that stuff that much maybe if we get to know eachother better i might be a good influence on her

Chris

I was at a carnival with tyrese talking to him about my divorce

Chris:she think she gone get away hell no I'll never let her get away with it she has a whole apartment building 200 acres of farmland in California and a vineyard right here in Arizona and did you know they made wine in Arizona?

Tyrese:yeah
This mess' ll get a week a sally jessy

Chris:im telling you ty this is how men get screwed too lazy to look out for yourself so you put all your trust in your wife but i finally got the answer just never get fucking married
Tyrese:lots of us get that answer i thought you had a answer to something you had to answer to that one brother you be a the cover of cosmo newsweek psychology today jey essence ebony! (Laughs)

Chris:(laughs) dont make me laugh im mad

Tyrese:mad magazine

(Chris & tyrese laughs)

Tyrese:chris if i ask you something promise you won't get mad? you been messin with Sharon

Chris:well i spent one evening with her i didnt wanna marry her i just needed to get laid so i did

Tyrese:now how you gonna say that?

Chris:women been doing this shit for years im telling you its like wacthing paint dry now calling paging me day & night shows up at my house unannounced my daughter answers the and that freaks me out i dont know what she thinking i danced for a women for 11 years im not about go out and get a new one

Tyrese:yeah chris but you know you wrong

Chris:see that's why i didnt wanna tell wanna tell you im not like you tyrese i need somebody to hold me .....even if it is a damn lie

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