Trey,Chris,Trai:. Happy Birthday to YouHappy Birthday to You
Chris:Happy Birthday Dear Tyrese
Haaaaaaaapppy Birthday toooooo Yoooooooou.
Tyrese:Thank you guys
Trai:Happy birthday, boy.
Trey:To the best blow-drying,
scissor-scalping miracle clean shaving
..."get this gray out of my head,"
dyeing barberician...
...west of the Mississippi.
Happy birthday.
Tyrese:Oh, thanks.
Trai:Weak.
Tyrese, I hope you find true love...
...and get you some that's so electric,
you ain't gonna need no blow dryer
Trey:Oh, pIease.
Trai:And so juicy...
...it's gonna put an end
to your 10-year drought.
All:Oh!
Tyrese:Oh, he's so nasty.
Nasty.
Chris:Oh, come on, raise them once more.
Let's get serious now.
Brother...
...here's to peace of mind...
...and all the happiness
that your heart and hand can hold...
...because Lord knows you deserve it.
Oh....
- Happy birthday, man.
Tyrese: Oh, thank you.
Tyrese:I can do this.
Trey:All right, come on,
make your wish first. Make your wish.
Tyrese:Okay(trys to blow candles)
Trai:Come on, boy, go on.
Tyrese:Okoy
Chris:Oh, this is pitiful.
come on, let's help this old man.
Trey:You need some help.
Let's help her out.
(Chris Trey Trai And tyrese blow out candels together) WHOOOOO HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Some hours later
(Tyrese & sam sam salter's cheating on me plays)
Trey:Why do they write these damn songs?
To make you think and believe
and dream you could feel like this?
Somebody had to go through this shit
in order to write it.
Don't you think?
You know what?
You know what we all have in common?
What?
None of us, not none of us...
...have a woman.
That's some sad shit
Chris: That lying bitch.
She messed up my life.
I should call her right now.
I wanna talk to that white motherfucker. (drinks shot and goes to phone)
Tyrese:man, you crazy. What are you thinking?
Trai:Hand me the phone. I'll talk to him.
Tyrese:No, wait a minute.
Trai:Dial his number, chris.
Tyrese: Hey, wait.
Trey: trai, what are y'all doing?
Trai:No.
Trey: Put the phone down.
Kevin: Jurnee? Hello?
Trai:No, it aint Jurnee, motherfucker.
TyreseTrai! Trey, talk to him.
Tyrese:Chris don't do this.
Chris? Chris, don't do this.
Chris:Ty She gave me two babies, and he thinks he can just take my fucking wife.
Tyrese:Chris!
Chris, (unpluggs phone) cut.
It's stupid!It's stupid, and it's childish!
Trey:Thank you!
Chris:Tyrese, I have some shit
I wanna get off my chest.I'm hurt.
You unplugged the phone.
What happened to the music?
I thought this was supposed
to be a party.
(R.kelly's home alone plays and all the boys danced)
Trey: I'm sick of this shit, now.
Wait a minute.
The one woman I Iove
is taken by a white president ...
...and there's my life
in one little sad nutshell.
Tyrese: women do leave their husbands for the stupidest reasons.
At least ahe told you she was taken.
Trey: yeah, but see,
I'm not your average 24-year-old man...who's willing to wait around
and count the days, see?
I'm 30 years old
Chris,tyrese,and trai:Ooh....
Trey:and I still look good
Chris:You do.You look good, man.
Tyrese:Fly brotha.
Trai:Uh-huh. Freak daddy.
Trey:Whatever happened
to the good old days?
Trai:What good old days?
Trey:You know, the days when women
actually flirted with you...
...and we asked them out
for a real date, you know?
Where they hiding?
Trai:They're not hiding.
They're too damn scared
to make a commitment.
Chris:They're with white men.
Trai:They're lesbian.
Tyrese:talk too loud and too much
Trey:always in the strip clubs
Trai:always think you cheating
Tyrese:try to get pregnant by you and get all your money!
All:(laughs out loud)
Trai:and sometimes they got that nappy dugout!
(Laughs out loud)
Tyrese:and sometimes in sex they wanna stick their finger in your ass
Trey:Ewwww! Man
Chris:ohhhh too far
Trai:i ain't down with that
Tyrese:or touch your ass
Trai:that's not a bad thing i got a nice ass
(Laughs out loud)
Chris:yeah but lets not think all women are like that there are ALOT of good women out there
Trey:right on man
Trai:true
Tyrese:unlike us
Trey:yep
Chris:we aint all the same either there good men out there too
Trai:that right!
(Some hours later)
Romeo walks downstairs see tyrese
Romeo:happy birthday tyrese (walks out the door)
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Waiting To Exhale (Trey Songz Chris Brown Trai Bryers Tyrese)
RandomWaiting to Exhale is a story about four African-American men who go through different stages of love and life. Trey Songz is a successful television producer who holds on to the belief that one day his lover will leave her married lover for him. Ch...
