Chris
I decided to have a garage sale and sell my ex wife's stuff with the help of my son mike and my daughter royalty
Chris:Come on it's an offer you can't refuse.Oh, royalty , honey,
put that one over there too.
Mike:Daddy, are we just selling momma's stuff?
Chris:Yes, honey.
WOMAN: Here you go.
Chris:Thank you.
Royalty:Why come?
Chris:"Why come?"
Oh, royalty . "Why?
Royalty:Why?
Chris:Because she asked me.(hugs her)
Mike.: she did?
Chris:Yes. It's just collecting dust.
Oh bring the wine. Hurry. come on.
Royalty: I'll get it.
Mike:She toId me to get it!
Royalty:No, she toId me to!
Mike:She toId me! Give it to me!
Royalty:No! Me! Give it--
[BOTTLE SHATTERS]
Mike:Oh, man.
Chris:Look what you did.
[CHUCKLING]
SHOPPER: A dollar, right?
Chris:That's right, sir. Thank you.
Enjoy your skis.
It's going so well i kissed and hugged my children even though i still have a broken heart i just let it up to god
Trey
I didn't think I'd ever see Regina again...
...but she did call to apologize.
(Regina uses trey's toothbrush)
That's my toothbrush!
Is she crazy?
Turns out this girl has no real income...
...chain-smokes reefer...
...brags about being a vegetarian,
then inhales three hot dogs...
...like it's the last time
somebody's gonna buy her a meal.
I gave her $20 for gas,
which came to $7.18...
and she didn't give me my change.
My fantasy was to get myself
a little piece.
You know, get my dick wet
in a new town.
well, not exactly my dick.
Hell, it's been five months...
...and she has gotten on my last nerve...
...but...
...I don't have to be in love with her
to do it.
Hell, my body needs this.
Regina:(takes off towel) u like what you see?
Trey:yeah
She crawls to me and tounge kisses me she was naked from the waist down and she grinds on my erection she has a beautiful body and she pulls down my boxers my dick pops out it was so hard from me just looking at her she licked the tip of my dick making me shake alittle and than she puts her whole mouth in it making me moan abit so got my dick so wet than she went on top of me and slided my dick in her
Regina:Oh! Wow it big
Trey:take your time baby
Regina:(grinds on him) oh shit who's dick is this
Trey:(inside mind)what?
Regina:who's is it
Trey:it's yours baby (bits lips)
Regina:wow you feel so good!
Trey:you too
Regina:look at me baby
Trey:huh?
Regina:look at me
Wow does she want to be in control or something
Regina: Hold on, baby. I'm on my way.
Trey:ok
Regina:oh my god!
Trey:(inside mind) girl stop screaming
Regina:oh daddy im cumming
Trey:(inside mind) oh so im your daddy huh?
Regina:(cums)oh shit whoa (lays down on trey's chest)wow you are amazing
Trey:mmm hmmm
Now I'm a keeper at the damn zoo.
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Waiting To Exhale (Trey Songz Chris Brown Trai Bryers Tyrese)
AcakWaiting to Exhale is a story about four African-American men who go through different stages of love and life. Trey Songz is a successful television producer who holds on to the belief that one day his lover will leave her married lover for him. Ch...
