Oh Darling (l.h)

Chapter 23

"Aria?"
"ARIA!" Michael screamed rushing over to the not moving girl.
"You son of a-" Ashton growled cornering Luke.
"Don't." Liana said softly. "Let me handle this."

Let me tell you now. A calm Liana is a flupping scary Liana. Luke looked seriously scared. Liana smacked him hard across the face and murmured angry words at him.

"Okay. I'm going to the hospital because I'm me and I don't give a s*** about what you have to say, Mikey is going because he is in a relationship with the unmoving girl, Ashton is going because he has know Ari the longest and has connection with her family, Cal is going because I say so. Luke and Ali are staying her because you have some problems to work out. Does anybody disagree?" Nobody dared to disagree. Liana had that look in her eye that said she would kill on sight.

The group left and I was alone with Luke. Well Bono eventually joined us. Luke twiddled his thumbs and I could feel the anger building inside me.

"You seriously f***ed up." Was all I said before I stormed upstairs (with Bono of course).
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I made my way downstairs. My head still throbbing from the event that took place last night. Aria, Mikey, Ashton, Lia and Cal had all gotten home late last night. I don't know where they all slept. I made my way into the living room to see Aria and Michael snuggled up on the couch, asleep together.

"They are a cute couple aren't they." My mom smiled softly appearing besides me.
"Yeah. Aria is lucky to be with such a great guy. Where did Liana and Calum sleep?" I asked.
"In Liana and Aria's bed. Aria was a little light headed so they slept downstairs. Ashton and Luke went home." My mom replied. "I'm going to take Bono for a walk."
(A/N: little note if you didn't already know. Liana and Aria share a room and a queen size bed. They are best friends so sharing a room/bed doesn't phase them)

I nodded and watched my mom take the adorable puppy outside for a walk. I made my way into the kitchen to see Cal and Lia laughing quietly together. They were making pancakes and Cal wiped some batter on Lia's nose. It dripped off her nose onto her lips.

"You know, Lia, you have something on your face." Calum smiled.
"Oh I do, do I?" She laughed.
Calum bent down and kissed her nose. He then moved down and kissed her lips. He pulled away and smiled. "All clean."
Liana stuck her finger back in the batter and placed some on her lips. "Oops it looks like I'm dirty again."
"Oh no! I'll have to clean you." Calum smirked before placing his lips on hers again.
"Guys stop making out over the batter." Aria cried pulling the batter bowl away from them. "You guys are contaminating it."
"We are adding a little love." Liana argued.
"Well I don't need your love in my pancakes thank you." Aria squealed.
"Everyone needs a little love, Ari." Calum smirked before kissing Lia. He squeezed her butt.
This didn't go unnoticed by Aria: "Ew! Porn!"
"Ari!" Lia gasped.
"Porn germs." Aria cried.

I laughed as I watched them. Aria was such a dork. I scurried over to her.

"Ari! I'll protect you from the porn germs!" I said standing in front of the blue haired girl.
"Aw my night in shinning armor." She laughed.
I grabbed some disinfectant spray and squirted it towards the couple. "They are pure!"
"Ew Ali!" Calum coughed.
"PURITY!" Aria squealed from behind me. "Now make my pancakes I'm hungry."

I turned around and wrapped my arms around the girl. Aria had a bruise from the hit and she looked extremely tired. I knew she would be okay though, she was tough. Aria set down the bowl and wrapped her arms around me and rested her head on my shoulder.

"We are couple goals." I smirked. Aria just laughed.
"Nope sorry she's mine." Mikey said shaking his head and pressing a kiss to his girlfriend's head.
"Isn't that porn?" Cal sassed.
"No 'cuz I'm cute." Aria said sticking out her tongue. "And hungry!"

The rest of the morning went well. We had nonporn pancakes and Calum had to once again jump in a pool naked.

Don't ever challenge a teenage girl.