"SOMEONE GET A HOLD OF THAT SPIDER DUDE" Tony yelled.
The guys were gearing up for your rescue mission. Tony just got back from putting the money in a suitcase. Steve had on his suit, Clint had his bow and arrows ready, Thor and Loki were in their Asgardian clothing and Tony was already in the Iron Man suit.
" I think (y/n) had his number written down on a paper over here." Steve said, going through the papers on the counter.
"Hurry up!" Clint yelled.
"Got it!" Steve immediately got his cell and dialed Peter's number.
"Hello?" Peter answered.
"Hey kid, we need your help. It's Steve. (Y/n) has been kidnapped and we need you to help us save her." Steve said.
" Why should I? " Peter replied.
" Because you are a hero and also because you care for (y/n). No one just stops caring just like that. So either you're going to act like a hero and come with us or you're going to be the douchbag and continue doing whatever you're doing." Steve said, his hand on his hip.
It took awhile for Peter to respond.
" WE DON'T HAVE ALL DAY. "
"Alright alright! Where is she?" Peter finally said.
" You know that one abandoned warehouse?" Steve said.
"Got it. Meet you there." Peter hung up.
" Okay let's go!" Steve shouted, raising a finger in the air.
Tony chuckled. "I'm sorry, you looked all patriotic I can't even!"
He started to laugh even harder while Thor, Loki, Steve, and Clint just stared.
"Get serious, maaaan!" Clint said, crossing his arms. (Gabi if you're reading this.... Guch XDDDD sorry guys I'll continue xD)
Tony took a deep breath to calm himself. " Okay okay I'm good."
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*at the warehouse*
The boys just stood out there, looking around for Spiderman.
" Where is this kid?" Clint asked.
Everyone else shrugged.
" Oh this is nonsense! Let's just go, give them the money, and save her!" Steve said.
Tony looked at the briefcase and almost cried.
"What's wrong with you now?" Steve asked, really impatient now.
"It's just... my money..."
Since the Iron Man suit's helmet revealed Tony's face, Loki punched him.
Thor took the briefcase and everyone else walked inside while Tony was suffering. Ehehehe.
But he composed himself quickly and caught up with everyone else.
As they walked more inside, they found you tied up to a chair with tape over your mouth.
There were about 15 men guarding you.
And all 15 of them looked shocked.
The one that seemed like the leader grabbed one of the dudes and slapped him.
" You idiot you messed with someone who was friends with the fu-"
"Language!" Steve called.
Then he threw his shield and hit one of them on the head, knocking him out.
The men, although they were terrified, ran towards your heroes, shooting at them.
Steve caught his shield as it came back to him and he kicked another guy square on the jaw.
Thor hit one with his mighty hammer. You were sure that guy was dead by the force Thor used.
Loki took on three guys. Clint shot two of them with electrocution arrows. Tony was just terrifying everyone, picking them up and flying around with them until he threw them out the window. You could have sworn you heard him singing "I can show you the woorld"
You tried to get out of the ropes but you were tied pretty tight. Luckily, Steve made his way to you and untied you while everyone else fought the dingbats.
"Stay here." He said, looking at you and giving your hand a small squeeze before joining the fight.
Soon, the guys knocked out everyone. Well, almost everyone.
The leader dude got you from behind and put a knife to your throat. You had training as to how to get out if these situations but it just slipped your mind.
" Just give me the money and I'll let her go."
Clint put down his bow. Loki made the green glow from his hands disappear. Thor lowered his hammer. Steve glared but lowered his shield and Tony landed.
Just then, a window broke and in came Spiderman swinging. "I'm sorry I'm late, my aunt made me wash the dishes first! Oh crap I missed everything. "
Then he noticed you. "Hey let her go!"
"Stand down, insect boy. " Loki sneered.
Tony pushed the briefcase towards the guy. The guy smiled but didn't let you go.
"Thanks. Oh, just one thing.. I don't keep my promises."
You then kicked him on his leg and he cursed, but not before cutting you on your side.
You yelped and fell to the ground. Clint shot his last electrocution arrow and it hit the guy. He fell and didn't move.
The guys ran to you. Steve dropped to his knees and hugged you.
Your eyes were closed and Steve was going to cry.
"(Y/n) I'm sorry! We were all idiots! Please stay!"
Thor was actually crying. Loki just looked on sadly. Clint was pacing and Tony was silent. Peter sank to his knees as well.
" I'm sorry. I see now that they are all good guys. I'm the biggest jerk. I promise if you stay well get along, please.." He said.
They were all silent.
Then you opened your eyes and started to laugh. "AHA! I KNEW YOU ALL HAD SOFT SPOTS! AHAHAHAHA! YOU GUYS ARE SO ADORABLE! Except for you Tony, I hope you trip and fall on so many legos. And you Peter, you're not getting off so easily."
You got up as they all just stared wide eyed.
"But, you were stabbed!" Clint said.
"Nah, I was just cut." You looked at your side. "I just need stitches I'm good."
They were silent.
You smiled. "LET'S GO PARTY"
Then you ran out while laughing like a maniac.
So after you got stitches, which Clint helped you with, you all partied so hard at Starks.
You, Tony, Clint, and somehow Thor and Loki got wasted while Steve was being responsible and taking care of you all.
It was so wild and a new thing was discovered. ..
You lifted Mjölnir...
Special thanks to Deathlox13 and timelord4803 for their ideas used in this chapter!
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