Mission Dummy (Avengers x Reader) COMPLETED

Chapter 20

"WHAT DOTH THAT NOTE SAY ON STARK'S DOOR!?" Thor boomed.

The guys just arrived at Stark tower, but no one seemed to be home.

Steve ripped the note off the door and read it aloud to Thor and Loki.

"'Change of plans. The party won't be here. It's going to be at the orphanage.' Oh, and here's an address. I think I know where this is."

"Theenn what are we waiting for?" Asked Loki.

"I NEED TO USE THE TOILET!" boomed Thor.

Steve and Loki gave him a disapproving look.

"Why didn't you go at the apartnent?" Loki asked.

"Oh I'm sorry. I'll arrange my urine schedule differently next time!" Yelled Thor sarcastically.

"Too bad. We have to go." Steve said.

"But I have to-"

"Boo hoo." Loki inturrupted Thor.

"But really, I really have to-"

"Boo hoo for you."

Thor pouted and got in the truck.

Then the boys were off to the orphanage.

~*~*~*~*~

"Do you think they're lost? I hope everything is okay..." you said.

"You trusted an old man, and idiot, and a phsycopath to bring the childrens' baskets. Of course everything isn't okay." Tony said.

You rolled your eyes. "Give them some credit, Tony. They are dependable guys. They got this!"

Natasha joined the conversation. "I heard you guys talking and...(y/n)...Jesus Christ would come back to bless those three if those three did something right."

Aaannd Nick Fury came. "Those muthafuckas don't know nothin'!"

Aaannd Bruce. "Those three are the perfect equation for chaos."

And last but not least, a wild Clint Barton appeared.

"CAW CAW MOTHERFUCKAS!!!"

Fury caught Clint by the arm. "Just for that, I'm putting you on the job!"

"What job!?" Asked Clint.

"Agent (y/n) can use a second hand."

"NO!" You and Clint yelled in unison.

~*~*~*~*~

" Remind me again why we are on he roof, Loki." Said Steve.

"Because we are late. If we enter the front door, (y/n) would play it off but once we get home she'll tear our heads off. We need to make it seem as if we were here for a while now and figuring out to arrange the baskets, which I have safely stored here in this magical little pouch-"

"Yeah, like the one that Hermionie had in the Deathly Hallows. Harry Potter. When did you watch that movie again?" Asked Steve.

"Shut up." Said Loki.

"Soo...where are we going to enter through?" Asked Thor.

"We are standing right in front of it."

Steve and Thor looked forward. They stood in front of a chimney.

"....how do we know that this doesnt lead to a fireplace in the heart if the party?" Asked Steve.

"I've used my magic to tell whether it does or not and it doesn't it leads to a secluded room." Calmly said Loki.

Steve and Thor nodded.

"So who's going down first?" Asked Loki.

There was a silence. There was a cricket on the roof somewhere.

"Oh almighty, I'll go. We don't have time for this. Here, give me the magic pouch." Said Steve.

"Oh no no. I don't want it to get ruined. You go down then I'll throw the pouch down and make sure you catch it so that the spell won't break and we won't be screwed." Said Loki Steve nodded and positioned himself over the chimney. He sat down and his legs dangled into the black nothingness.

"Okay...here I go..."

Steve then pushed off and all Thor and Loki could hear was the brief screaming as Steve traveled down and a loud crash and thud.

Loki had a smirk on his face.

"You alright, Rogers?" He called.

"Yeah. I think I may have sprained my ankle but I'll be fine.. send down the pouch." Said Steve.

"Oh no, it's alright. I'll just take the gifts through the door at the side if the building."

"There's a side door?" Asked Thor.

"Yeah. I saw it on our way here to the roof. I just wanted to see one of you fall through chimney. Ehehehehehehe."

Thor smiled and shook his head. And Steve? Well.

Steve was pissed.

~*~*~*~

You were relieved when you seen Thor.

"Oh thank goodness! Where's Loki and Steve? Did you guys get the baskets here?"

Thor nodded. "Yes. They are in the room down the hall...but we had...complications with the baskets.."

You raised an eyebrow.

"What complications?"

"Well...we didn't know that the baskets were for the children at first and...we kind of opened them.."

"What!?"

" Well we uh put them back together...the toys are still in great shape, all looking brand new....but..the baskets are...candyless..."

You pushed past Thor and made your way down the hall and opened the door and...

The sight before you took your breath away.

Thor was right about the baskets but....

Loki.

He was creating 50 baby snow white fluffy bunnies for the kids. They didn't run around when they were created.

They stood in the spot that Loki put them in.

You put a hand over your heart.

"Oh my...Loki this is incredible."

Loki smiled. "I thought the children deserved something more special than candy."

You smiled warmly.

Then..

"Hey, where's Steve?"

Thor froze and looked at Loki, who just finished up the last bunny.

"Umm.... He went down the chimney on the roof...."

You rolled your eyes.

"Ugh, he's in the kids' teaparty room."

Heyyy! So the bunny idea wasn't mine it was TorbieKat 's idea cx. So that part all credit must go to her!
Woo drinks all around!! Also a T.V. show inspired this chapter xD Lol I am a weirdo. Anyyway, comment and vote and I shall throw a magnificent garden party and you shall all be invited xD I promise that the rum won't be gone LOL!!!!