You were going to the mall. Steve was okay. He had alot of clothes that were old fashioned but he looks normal either way. But Thor and Loki, they needed lots of clothes. And Loki needed lots and lots of pajamas. But...how were you going to pay for all of it?
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"Um..Hello? Jarvis? Is Stark home?" You were currently outside of Stark tower, trying to get in. Apparently, Tony had Jarvis lock everything. Nothing was able to open without Tony's permission. It was rather hot that day, and Thor and Loki looked very uncomfortable in their leather and metal armours.
"Mr. Stark said to tell you that he is very busy." replied Jarvis.
"Jarvis, please tell him that it's really important." you said.
Seconds passed.
"I'm sorry but he is busy. Perhaps if you come back later-"
"Tell him I'll buy him a bottle of scotch!" you groaned.
"One moment miss."
About a minute passed. Loki looked like he was going to pass out.
"Oh come on!" you yelled.
The doors then opened and suddenly, with you feeling like a momma lion, pushed Loki into the air conditioned room.
"What was that for, mortal?!" he demanded.
"You were going to pass out!!" you exclaimed.
The four of you went into the elevator, or the magic box as Thor calls it, and went all the way to the top floor.
When you all stepped out of the elevator, Loki chuckled.
"Well well well, I haven't been here since I threw you out that window, Stark."
Tony was at the bar, pouring himself a shot of whiskey.
"Yeah, then you got ran over by my suit, Reindeer Games." said Tony.
Loki glared at Tony and Tony glared at Loki.
You looked at both of them. Thor sat on the couch and Steve just stood next to you.
"UMMM...hey Kuzco! I need money!" you immediatley said, breaking their glares.
"Okay...I understand why you call me Tin Man, but why Kuzco?" asked Tony.
"Because Kuzco was rich, arrogant, vain, conceided and so full of himself. Just like you." you explained.
"It's not my fault I'm so good looking, and that I'm a genius, playboy, billionaire, philanthropist." said Tony.
"Whatever. I need money." you said.
"And your point is?.."
You sighed and crossed your arms. "I need you to give me money to buy clothes for Thor and Loki." you said.
Tony raised his eyebrows. "You mean borrow money."
You smiled and laughed, shaking your head. "Oh no honey, I meant give."
Tony glared at you. "Fine! I'll give you five hundred!" He then got out his wallet and gave you five one hundred dollar bills. And he was not happy.
"Okay boys, let's go shopping!!" you jumped up and down. You enjoyed shopping. The mall was your second home. You skipped to the elevator.
Thor, Loki, Tony, and Steve just looked at you.
".....should we be afraid...." said Loki.
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Mission Dummy (Avengers x Reader) COMPLETED
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