dan n phils nice adventure

buffaloe baybyz

'wot r u on abowet dan' fil is rlly confuddles

'my ded woz a fukin buffaloe fil it iznt that hared 2 grazp' dan iz beginin 2 feele inpashent n alsew scred

'yez butt y th fuk wud ur ded b a buffaloe' fil is ztill a bitte confuced

'bcoz my mum liekd them hav u got a prublem wit tht'

'weit doz tht meen ur harf buffaloe' fil is scred cos he miet hav had secs wit a harf buffaloe

'no fil u fukin idiut it mizzes a genirashun god' dan iz startin 2 thin fil iz a bitte thick lik a rok

fil leenz ove n plents a kizz on dens froehed den lieks it so he liftz hiz hed up 2 maek his n fils leipz mete up

'dan i woent let anyfing hapen 2 u tht iz bad' fil reashores him n holdz his hanz in hiz

'thanx fil ur th bezt wen it cums 2 sex stufe'

'cool'

'letz go bye a pregnantsy tezt noe fil n u ken bye it coz im gunna haf 2 skweez a buffaloe oet off mi anus

'cool'

thy get 2 th shoppe 4 pregnuntsy tezts n dan fiens a kool grene 1 wiv a bare on it

'luk fil itz groweling' dan laffs

'stfu itz yawening u fukhed' fil is ryt

'y r u SEW RUD I MITE B PREGNUN N UR BEAN MEAN' he stroms oet n th shoppkeper luks @ him funy

'taek kare ov him i ken sence tht his darter is destind 4 gratenes'

'wot the fuk lady wht iz rong with u' fil is criepd oet bye th lady sew he steels th pregnunty tezt

thy get hoem @ liek 3 n bofe go 2 th bafroem sew dan ken pei on th bare stik

'okey i nede 2 pie on dis piese of shite stik wiv th baer onit fil hoeld my psnie'

fil holdz danz penise butte he getz a erectshun sew he pies on th wal but fil putz th baer tezt on th wale n ayemz hiz penise @ it

'cool noe wht do we du' dan sez lukin @ hiz boener

fil givs hima bloewjobbe n dan finks it feles gud

okey its bean sum minutz so letz cheque it oet

they boeth waltxz in2 th bathrowm 2 fien the pregnntcy tezt n they luk @ it

'fil wot doz a babie bare meen'

'idk i ill luk @ th instrucshuns'

fil luks @ th instruckstshions n seez tht no babie bares r no babyz n a babie bare meens 1 or moer baybes

'dan'

'wot fil' dan sounz nervus

'ur pregunante'

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