dan n phils nice adventure

no prutecshun

dan waeks up nexzt 2 fil th mornin aftaer theyre sxc tiems tht thy dide n dan reelizes sunfink tht n he alsew seys it out loed

'wE DIDT WAER PRUTECTSHUN'

'wot th fuk dan y r u showeting its liek 1aem' fil didt heer wot dan jut sed sew he wosnt scred

'fil u didt waer prutectshun' danz lowere lipp is kwaverin lieka polerber n hez scred

'an' fil iz harf assleap sew he dosnt heer it proprly

'FIL' den strats 'YOU DITNT WAER PRUTECKTSHUNE' fil heerz it dis tiem i he liek haz a mentul breikdowen insied hiz brein

'weghit y iz tht bad' fil reelizes

'i em guna get'

'wot dan' dan woz abowet 2 say sumfing but fil inturuptud him 2 tel hime 2 set it wot a loozer

'preggnent'

'wot'

'pregerz' den iz scred

'u meen 2 sey ur guna hav a babie' fil is distraute he cunt be a farter jus yette

'yez butte i forgotte 2 tel u sumthin' dan twidles hiz fums

'wot is ite den' fil os scred

'my dadde woz a buffalo'