You've Gotta Be Kidding Me!

Prologue

"Dammit!"

Im stucked in this DAMN FUCKING street kung saan laging may traffic! Im fucking tired of fighting those bullshit boys who tried to fuck Zian's girlfriend.

Galing ako sa Gang Fight at bilang pinuno ng Blue Hunks, I should always be present in all fights. Gusto ko ng umuwi at magpahinga, but because of this traffic , mukang 6'oclock in the evening pa ako makakauwi.

*TOK *TOK

Binuksan ko ang bintana at kinausap ang isang lalaki na kanina pang kumakatok sa kotse ko. I gave him a glare after the window opens.

"Pre, alam mo namang traffic bakit kailangan mong bumusina ng bumusina!?" pasigaw na sabi ng mayabang na lalaking ito. Ang lakas ng loob ahh! Di yata niya kilala ang binabangga niya.

"COULD YOU PLEASE SHUT UP YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!?"

"Aba! Eh ang yabang mo naman palang talaga! At bakit mo ako minumura!?" bilib din naman ako sa tapang ng isang to.

Tiningnan ko siya ng masama and tried to control myself.

"Gusto mo yata ng gulo eh! LABAS!" dagdag pa niya habang hinihigit ang shirt ko. SHIT! IM LOSING MY TEMPER!

I went out of my car and faced this bastard! Nanghahamon eh!

I made a straight shot at napaupo ang kung sino mang bumangga kay Brix Suiazon. He has blood on his fucking nose!

"Doesn't know me yet huh!? Brix Suiazon. Nice to meet you." I proudly said and went back into my car. Halatang natense yung lalaki and I have expected it.

"Sir hina---"

"FUCK OFF! IM TIRED!" pagpuputol ko sa sinasabi ng maid namin. I went straight to my room to rest but to my surprise.....

THERE'S AN ANGEL SLEEPING IN MY BEDROOM. Who the hell is this girl!? How did she end up sleeping in my bedroom.

I went near her to study her face. Flawless white skin, curly eyelashes peeking nose and pinkish red and pouting lips. Maganda pa siya sa lahat ng magagandang babaeng nakita ko. She has a long wavy black hair that lies on my pillow. Nakataklob ang katawan niya ng comforter ko.

SINO BA TALAGA TO!? Galing ba siyang langit? Naattract ako sa kanya. FUCK! SHE'S SO GORGEOUS.

Tinapik ko ang malambot niyang pisngi at naalimpungatan siya.

"Hhhmmm..." unti-unti niyang minulat ang mga mata niya.

"Good morning sleepy head" I sweetly said while my face is an inch far from her's. 

Her eyes widen up at napaupo siya na gulat na gulat sakin.

"Fuck! What the hell are you wearing!???!" I shouted when I saw her dress. Its an animal skin! Its not an imitation! ITS A REAL ANIMAL SKIN! SHIT!

"Huh?" she made a sound while flipping her head sidewards.

"The fuck who are you!?" Im pissed off! Akala ko anghel na!! Alien yata ang kaharap ko!? Alien na mukang tao at nakasuot ng animal skin na sinusuot ng mga Homo Sapiens nung unang panahon! Shit.

Kung ano anong signs ang ginagawa niya sa kanyang kamay and she's making sounds like a hella retarded monkey! DAMN!

"Huh! Haam Huggr Huho Hoho Huham hurg!!!" she said? She's moving her hands and fliping it side by side like a crazy woman from a mental hospital!

WHAT THE FUCK!?

Maya-maya ay ngumiti siya. Shit! She has dimples! Ahhh!! Why is she so fucking beautiful!? May kinuha siyang papel sa bulsa niya na may kung ano-anong hayop na nakadrawing. Mukang sinaunang papel ito na parang sa Neolithic Period.

"Hahog!!" at tinuro niya ang hawak niya habang ako ay nanlalaki pa rin ang mata na nakatitig sa kanya.

"Hahanmoho!!!" at tinuro niya ang sarili niya while smiling.

What the fuck is she talking about!? Ano bang klaseng nilalang ang kaharap ko!?

"Haham Huag! HAHO! HAM! HAM! HAM!!!" she said while smiling, pointing at me and pointing herself! 

Shitness..

No! Animal skin dress, Neolithic paper, Drawings, Symbols....

Wait a minute...

Is she a girl from the past!?

"You've gotta be kidding me"

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Author's Note:

Sabi ko nd ko muna to ipupublish hangga't di pa tapos ang Last Cry! Pero! Excited much ako eh! WAHAHAHA.

Ako ay adik sa MY GIRLFRIEND IS A GUMIHO! KAYA ANG CAST NITO AY GALING DUN! AYYYYYIIIEEEEHHH! XDD Ang cute kasi ni Miho talgaaaa!!! *O* kayaaaa. siya ang bida dito! Ayyiiieeehh AHHAHA. xD

So ito ayy.. kaechossan ko . Hindi ko alam kung may nangyari na tlaga nito. I bet wala pa naman. :D Sana maenjoy nyo itong new story na to! HAHAHA kung di nyo trip. Wag basahin pero kung sinisipag kayong magbasa. Give this a chance. HAHAHAHA. Thanks a lot! :D MWUAH! MWUAH!.

GODBLESS YOU ALL! :D

LoveLots- Avez <3